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❝it's not zura.❞ | 桂 小太郎 ([personal profile] bakudanma) wrote in [community profile] bonercity2015-11-01 06:45 pm

【CLOSED/NSFW】☆ two idiots, one ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 
▶ CATCH-ALL SAKAZURA SINS WITH [personal profile] kaihentai 
or something ...
kaihentai: (fwip)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2015-12-11 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[For hour and hours, he's been awake.

You would think he'd sleep peacefully next to his longtime friend, and he has been sleeping better, the nightmares are gone and the sadness that eats away at his heart when he's alone in bed fades when there are others around. Still, as much as he wants to believe things will be okay, he's worried about his friend and what this is going to do to him

Also because Sakamoto won't be there to watch over him, especially now that he is the last one who can.

He had to clock in to work at 5:00 AM, today's schedule has been busy to say the least. Plenty of important deals with millionaires, billionaires, politicians... But it's all been satisfying, he's been successful.
]

Ah-

[The door creaks open as it's not fully shut tight, that's what he gets for being so damn trusting.

Sakamoto's articles of clothing lay strewn about the bathroom, his upper body bare, barrel-chest and broad, scarred shoulders visible in the dim, yellow-y light. He looks far healthier than before, and less pitiful than the last time Zura saw him right before he left- Not weak and pathetic, lying on a makeshift stretcher, but confident in his own right.

Everything about him is thicker too, from his arms to his thighs, there's more muscle, more girth. He looks surprised, but not embarrassed.
]

Hah! I was takin' a bath. Wanna join me?
kaihentai: (can't do that!)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2015-12-12 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
Nah! I'm pretty quick, most of the time! I take ten, twelve minutes in the shower and then-

[He jerks his thumb to the side, whistling as he does.]

I'm out! Today was kinda rough, though.

[Sakamoto casually drapes a towel around his waist, tying it firmly to prevent any mishaps as he continues to talk.]

I thought I'd sit and soak a little! What's the matter, you scared?

[He's deftly slid out of his boxers, which fall to his ankles before he steps out of them and picks them up.]

We've done this before! I mean, the water was a lot colder and didn't smell as nice back then, but it was the same thing, right?
kaihentai: by <lj user="takesushi"> (sassy [johnny bravo voice])

[personal profile] kaihentai 2015-12-12 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah?

[Sakamoto laughs, edging closer and brushing a lock of long, dark hair back as if to prove his point. Sakamoto's hair is curly and thick, but boy, does Zura have a lot of it.

On his head, that is.

The absent-minded salesman is keeping his movements and mannerisms subtle, thankful for Zura's trite comments. It gives him an excuse to touch his friend, a person he'd do most anything for, a person who is now lonelier than ever. While he's a sound sleeper, he pays mind to the fact that even though Zura seems a little better than a few days ago, he still clings tightly in bed at night. There is that peculiar, warm feeling in his stomach again. It's pleasant and painful at the same time, painful because he knows in his heart that he doesn't have whatever it takes to keep the other man safe and happy forever.

That there is a part of him that's damaged and broken- Is he really suited for it? Being around someone he can't protect properly. Maybe that's why Sakamoto makes a habit of befriending such strong people, even though he wants to care for them so badly, he needs to be sure.

To be sure that, if anything happened, anything at all-
]

You're hesitatin'!

You sure about this? I mean! I don't mind at all. You're my friend, so it's okay, okay! But, ahaha... I don't wanna force ya to do anything crazy.

[He finally pulls his hand back, running it along the back of his own neck, as if to rub out a kink in it.]
kaihentai: by the diamond princess <lj user="mucchi"> (Wait where's my 540 yen?)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2015-12-13 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, what's that? You want me to polish your sword?

[Sakamoto has one nasty, hairy foot in the bath. Did he hear correctly? Was that an invitation to jerk Zura off???

Either way, it's all over now. It seems that the shock from this (misheard) revelation has startled him enough so that the towel unravels and falls at his feet... What a disaster.]
Edited 2015-12-13 04:48 (UTC)
kaihentai: (screms)

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[personal profile] kaihentai 2015-12-13 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
[eeehhHHHHHHH???????

cue unnecessary anime sound effects
]
kaihentai: by the lovely <lj user="nagito"> (This is a rock.)

2/?

[personal profile] kaihentai 2015-12-13 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
[This is preposterous. Sakamoto almost can't believe what he is hearing- A man's dick can get that hard? To the point where it can slice through vegetables? He looks on, both in envy and in awe-]
kaihentai: by finalfrotier on LJ (don't do this)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2015-12-13 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
O-okay.

[Sakamoto steels himself, inhaling sharply, perhaps too sharply. In fact, he may have just passed a bit of gas. If Zura looks closely, he'll notice that his furry-headed friend is sweating profusely. Blue eyes lower, making contact with it, as if to assess the situation fully before making a move.

Then, all at once, Sakamoto reaches out and grabs for it, although not to aggressive with his stance or gestures. He cups!!! Cups firmly!!! Before rubbing the dangling dongle, like one would a lamp (if incredibly nervous).
]
Edited 2015-12-13 05:06 (UTC)
kaihentai: by <lj user="takesushi"> (big dumb baby)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2015-12-13 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
[SCREAMING:]

You asked me to p-p-polish your sword!
kaihentai: by <lj user="freshdebonair"> (FABULOUS)

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[personal profile] kaihentai 2015-12-13 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
[With a hint of anger, though he's mostly ashamed:]

Oi! The one who needs to be more clear is you! You were the one who mentioned the sword of the body and how it needs to be taken care of! I was just helpin' ou-
Edited 2015-12-13 06:37 (UTC)
kaihentai: by <lj user="salamandroid"> (Why is this phone from the 80s?)

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[personal profile] kaihentai 2015-12-13 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Incredulously:]

Are you hard right now?
kaihentai: (idle laugh)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2015-12-13 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Geez... Sakamoto is sent reeling backwards, far enough to hit his head on the edge of the tub. He sputters and then spits, miserably, over the side so that the bar of soap tumbles onto the floor. Gross.

It takes him a few seconds to regain hold of the situation, but when he finally sits up, he notices the color in Zura's cheeks and how the other has averted his eyes. This expression is cute, super cute, and Sakamoto finds himself staring for longer than is appropriate. Mostly because he's surprised.
]

Eh? Really?

[There's a beat, a silence between them both, before Sakamoto laughs and pulls his knees to himself.]

H'oh. I thought you said you took care of it! If that's the case, why is it so quick to jump? Haha.

Don't be so embarrassed. Like hell I'm judgin' you!
Edited 2015-12-13 06:55 (UTC)
kaihentai: (yosh)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2015-12-13 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
I know.

[Maybe he could stand to be a little more prudish. After all, getting space gonorrhea wasn't the best of experiences.]

I just can't help it!

[He bows his head, though he still maintains eye contact.]

I'm so happy to see ya.
kaihentai: by <lj user="takesushi"> (My face when-)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2015-12-13 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Sakamoto simply rests a chin on those knees of his, smiling and continuing to watch Zura. It's clear from his expression that this makes him very, very happy, despite it being something so simple.

Even though he probably shouldn't, he reaches over with one hand, smoothing over a few suds as he tucks a lock of soapy hair behind one of Zura's ears.
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