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❝it's not zura.❞ | 桂 小太郎 ([personal profile] bakudanma) wrote in [community profile] bonercity2015-11-01 06:45 pm

【CLOSED/NSFW】☆ two idiots, one ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 
▶ CATCH-ALL SAKAZURA SINS WITH [personal profile] kaihentai 
or something ...
kaihentai: by <lj user="takesushi"> (sassy [johnny bravo voice])

[personal profile] kaihentai 2015-12-12 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah?

[Sakamoto laughs, edging closer and brushing a lock of long, dark hair back as if to prove his point. Sakamoto's hair is curly and thick, but boy, does Zura have a lot of it.

On his head, that is.

The absent-minded salesman is keeping his movements and mannerisms subtle, thankful for Zura's trite comments. It gives him an excuse to touch his friend, a person he'd do most anything for, a person who is now lonelier than ever. While he's a sound sleeper, he pays mind to the fact that even though Zura seems a little better than a few days ago, he still clings tightly in bed at night. There is that peculiar, warm feeling in his stomach again. It's pleasant and painful at the same time, painful because he knows in his heart that he doesn't have whatever it takes to keep the other man safe and happy forever.

That there is a part of him that's damaged and broken- Is he really suited for it? Being around someone he can't protect properly. Maybe that's why Sakamoto makes a habit of befriending such strong people, even though he wants to care for them so badly, he needs to be sure.

To be sure that, if anything happened, anything at all-
]

You're hesitatin'!

You sure about this? I mean! I don't mind at all. You're my friend, so it's okay, okay! But, ahaha... I don't wanna force ya to do anything crazy.

[He finally pulls his hand back, running it along the back of his own neck, as if to rub out a kink in it.]
kaihentai: by the diamond princess <lj user="mucchi"> (Wait where's my 540 yen?)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2015-12-13 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, what's that? You want me to polish your sword?

[Sakamoto has one nasty, hairy foot in the bath. Did he hear correctly? Was that an invitation to jerk Zura off???

Either way, it's all over now. It seems that the shock from this (misheard) revelation has startled him enough so that the towel unravels and falls at his feet... What a disaster.]
Edited 2015-12-13 04:48 (UTC)
kaihentai: (screms)

1/?

[personal profile] kaihentai 2015-12-13 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
[eeehhHHHHHHH???????

cue unnecessary anime sound effects
]
kaihentai: by the lovely <lj user="nagito"> (This is a rock.)

2/?

[personal profile] kaihentai 2015-12-13 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
[This is preposterous. Sakamoto almost can't believe what he is hearing- A man's dick can get that hard? To the point where it can slice through vegetables? He looks on, both in envy and in awe-]
kaihentai: by finalfrotier on LJ (don't do this)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2015-12-13 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
O-okay.

[Sakamoto steels himself, inhaling sharply, perhaps too sharply. In fact, he may have just passed a bit of gas. If Zura looks closely, he'll notice that his furry-headed friend is sweating profusely. Blue eyes lower, making contact with it, as if to assess the situation fully before making a move.

Then, all at once, Sakamoto reaches out and grabs for it, although not to aggressive with his stance or gestures. He cups!!! Cups firmly!!! Before rubbing the dangling dongle, like one would a lamp (if incredibly nervous).
]
Edited 2015-12-13 05:06 (UTC)
kaihentai: by <lj user="takesushi"> (big dumb baby)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2015-12-13 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
[SCREAMING:]

You asked me to p-p-polish your sword!
kaihentai: by <lj user="freshdebonair"> (FABULOUS)

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[personal profile] kaihentai 2015-12-13 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
[With a hint of anger, though he's mostly ashamed:]

Oi! The one who needs to be more clear is you! You were the one who mentioned the sword of the body and how it needs to be taken care of! I was just helpin' ou-
Edited 2015-12-13 06:37 (UTC)
kaihentai: by <lj user="salamandroid"> (Why is this phone from the 80s?)

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[personal profile] kaihentai 2015-12-13 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Incredulously:]

Are you hard right now?
kaihentai: (idle laugh)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2015-12-13 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Geez... Sakamoto is sent reeling backwards, far enough to hit his head on the edge of the tub. He sputters and then spits, miserably, over the side so that the bar of soap tumbles onto the floor. Gross.

It takes him a few seconds to regain hold of the situation, but when he finally sits up, he notices the color in Zura's cheeks and how the other has averted his eyes. This expression is cute, super cute, and Sakamoto finds himself staring for longer than is appropriate. Mostly because he's surprised.
]

Eh? Really?

[There's a beat, a silence between them both, before Sakamoto laughs and pulls his knees to himself.]

H'oh. I thought you said you took care of it! If that's the case, why is it so quick to jump? Haha.

Don't be so embarrassed. Like hell I'm judgin' you!
Edited 2015-12-13 06:55 (UTC)
kaihentai: (yosh)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2015-12-13 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
I know.

[Maybe he could stand to be a little more prudish. After all, getting space gonorrhea wasn't the best of experiences.]

I just can't help it!

[He bows his head, though he still maintains eye contact.]

I'm so happy to see ya.
kaihentai: by <lj user="takesushi"> (My face when-)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2015-12-13 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Sakamoto simply rests a chin on those knees of his, smiling and continuing to watch Zura. It's clear from his expression that this makes him very, very happy, despite it being something so simple.

Even though he probably shouldn't, he reaches over with one hand, smoothing over a few suds as he tucks a lock of soapy hair behind one of Zura's ears.
]
kaihentai: by capsu @ plurk (tenderness)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2015-12-13 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
A little.

[Sakamoto edges closer, the water erupting into tiny little waves as he does. Zura will feel curly, wet hair touch his face as an old comrade gets near enough to blow some of the bubbles from the shampoo onto Zura's cheek.]
kaihentai: (i'm sorry for the poorly cropped image t)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2015-12-14 09:47 am (UTC)(link)
[He should feel an inkling of regret, fear.

He feels none of these things.
]

Why?

Is it weird?

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