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❝it's not zura.❞ | 桂 小太郎 ([personal profile] bakudanma) wrote in [community profile] bonercity2015-11-01 06:45 pm

【CLOSED/NSFW】☆ two idiots, one ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 
▶ CATCH-ALL SAKAZURA SINS WITH [personal profile] kaihentai 
or something ...
kaihentai: (screms)

1/?

[personal profile] kaihentai 2015-12-13 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
[eeehhHHHHHHH???????

cue unnecessary anime sound effects
]
kaihentai: by the lovely <lj user="nagito"> (This is a rock.)

2/?

[personal profile] kaihentai 2015-12-13 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
[This is preposterous. Sakamoto almost can't believe what he is hearing- A man's dick can get that hard? To the point where it can slice through vegetables? He looks on, both in envy and in awe-]
kaihentai: by finalfrotier on LJ (don't do this)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2015-12-13 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
O-okay.

[Sakamoto steels himself, inhaling sharply, perhaps too sharply. In fact, he may have just passed a bit of gas. If Zura looks closely, he'll notice that his furry-headed friend is sweating profusely. Blue eyes lower, making contact with it, as if to assess the situation fully before making a move.

Then, all at once, Sakamoto reaches out and grabs for it, although not to aggressive with his stance or gestures. He cups!!! Cups firmly!!! Before rubbing the dangling dongle, like one would a lamp (if incredibly nervous).
]
Edited 2015-12-13 05:06 (UTC)
kaihentai: by <lj user="takesushi"> (big dumb baby)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2015-12-13 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
[SCREAMING:]

You asked me to p-p-polish your sword!
kaihentai: by <lj user="freshdebonair"> (FABULOUS)

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[personal profile] kaihentai 2015-12-13 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
[With a hint of anger, though he's mostly ashamed:]

Oi! The one who needs to be more clear is you! You were the one who mentioned the sword of the body and how it needs to be taken care of! I was just helpin' ou-
Edited 2015-12-13 06:37 (UTC)
kaihentai: by <lj user="salamandroid"> (Why is this phone from the 80s?)

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[personal profile] kaihentai 2015-12-13 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Incredulously:]

Are you hard right now?
kaihentai: (idle laugh)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2015-12-13 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Geez... Sakamoto is sent reeling backwards, far enough to hit his head on the edge of the tub. He sputters and then spits, miserably, over the side so that the bar of soap tumbles onto the floor. Gross.

It takes him a few seconds to regain hold of the situation, but when he finally sits up, he notices the color in Zura's cheeks and how the other has averted his eyes. This expression is cute, super cute, and Sakamoto finds himself staring for longer than is appropriate. Mostly because he's surprised.
]

Eh? Really?

[There's a beat, a silence between them both, before Sakamoto laughs and pulls his knees to himself.]

H'oh. I thought you said you took care of it! If that's the case, why is it so quick to jump? Haha.

Don't be so embarrassed. Like hell I'm judgin' you!
Edited 2015-12-13 06:55 (UTC)
kaihentai: (yosh)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2015-12-13 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
I know.

[Maybe he could stand to be a little more prudish. After all, getting space gonorrhea wasn't the best of experiences.]

I just can't help it!

[He bows his head, though he still maintains eye contact.]

I'm so happy to see ya.
kaihentai: by <lj user="takesushi"> (My face when-)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2015-12-13 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Sakamoto simply rests a chin on those knees of his, smiling and continuing to watch Zura. It's clear from his expression that this makes him very, very happy, despite it being something so simple.

Even though he probably shouldn't, he reaches over with one hand, smoothing over a few suds as he tucks a lock of soapy hair behind one of Zura's ears.
]
kaihentai: by capsu @ plurk (tenderness)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2015-12-13 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
A little.

[Sakamoto edges closer, the water erupting into tiny little waves as he does. Zura will feel curly, wet hair touch his face as an old comrade gets near enough to blow some of the bubbles from the shampoo onto Zura's cheek.]
kaihentai: (i'm sorry for the poorly cropped image t)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2015-12-14 09:47 am (UTC)(link)
[He should feel an inkling of regret, fear.

He feels none of these things.
]

Why?

Is it weird?
kaihentai: (button nose)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2015-12-14 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[The shiver that travels down his spine at Zura's gentle touch is enough to signal Sakamoto that maybe, just maybe this he's crossing a line that he shouldn't. There's an inkling of something sad in his expression, evident the way his eyes have glossed over ever so slightly. Though he continues to smile, something heavy seems to be tugging at the corners of his lips.

His voice is deeper, but softer too, Sakamoto doesn't speak at this volume very often (if ever).
]

We're close, aren't we?

[A dangerous question.

But Zura has always been considered one of Sakamoto's closest friends.
]
kaihentai: (liar liar)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2015-12-14 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[Maybe it's pathetic, that Sakamoto wouldn't mind.

He knows that he isn't Gintoki, would never try to fill his place, but he'd do just about anything to ease Zura's pain. Whatever they're doing, whatever they're going to do, it's a temporary fix but it's something and still special. After all, it's not like they go about doing this with other men, strangers.

He let's his own hand brush over the one on his cheek, closing his eyes as he admits something terrifying:
]

Me too.

Bein' lonely really stinks.

[They both aren't the kind of people who do very well alone, Sakamoto with his reckless gambles and Zura with his constant fear of being left behind, but right now what this man wants is to be loved and to love, not carefully but passionately.]

Y'know, if there's somethin' I'm missin' here... You should let me know.

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