《 texts from edo. 》

[justaways]

you know the deal.
other canons welcome, but i figured it would primarily just be us horrible people.

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[permboy]

try me

[bombdemon]

[ fifteen minutes later: knock knock ]

[permboy]

[ thAT IS NOT WHAT HE MEANT???

Katsura will hear a loud shriek and a thud as Gintoki dives behind the sofa. ]

[bombdemon]

[ wOW HE'S NOT A MINDREADER??? you told him to try you and here he is ]

[ knocks more insistently ]

[permboy]

[ Look he didn't really. Mean anything SHUT UP AND LEAVE HIM ALONE.

Not answering. He is not home. In fact, he doesn't exist. Nooope. ]

[bombdemon]

Gintoki.

[ Very seriously. ]

I heard you topple over the couch.

[permboy]

[ No you know who that was that was Sadaharu.

Gintoki barks.

GO AWAY. ]

[bombdemon]

[ ... ]

[ ................. ]

[ Wow that's a lot of silence. Did he finally go away? Did he give up and leave? ]

[ Oh, you wish. ]

Sadaharu-dono?..

[ The gross blush on his face is almost audible at this point. ]

You're home alone?

[ WAIT WHY DOES THAT SOUND LIKE AN INTRO TO SOMETHING THAT NO MORTAL MAN SHOULD VEER TOWARDS?! ]

[permboy]

[ ...

THAT WAS A BAD IDEA.

HE'LL JUST GO QUIET AGAIN and slowly shuffle to hide in the closet. You're not getting at Gin-san's precious sword, Zura. ]

[bombdemon]

There's no need to be shy~! I'll only touch you a little bit!

[ TRYING TO PULL THE DOOR OPEN... ]

[permboy]

[ SHRIEKS AND LEAPS INTO THE HALL TO HOLD IT SHUT ]

[bombdemon]

Eh? Your voice sounds different, Sadaharu-kun. Are you unwell?

[ TUGS ON THE DOOR INSISTENTLY ]

[permboy]

[ Nope, no more sounds from here. Just forcing this door shut. YOU CAN'T GET HIM. ]

[bombdemon]

[ After a few more moments of struggle, the force behind the door disappears. Did he give up? Did he go home? Nah, you're not that lucky. ]

[ There's a terrorist climbing through the window at the other end of the apartment. ]

[permboy]

[ Fortunately or unfortunately, Gintoki knows Katsura and knows that he most certainly did not give up.

So he's returning to the previous plan of crawling to hide in the closet.

Will Katsura catch him before that? ]

[bombdemon]

[ Aw, you know him so well! ]

[ Question is, do you want him to be caught? ]

[permboy]

[ Yes, catch him. And make him your bitch or smth idk. ]

[bombdemon]

[ Alright then! Katsura clambers into the room just in time to see Gintoki's shapeless butt retreating into the closet. He puts his hands in his sleeves and laughs. ]

Ah, Gintoki! Fancy running into you here!

[ HE LITERALLY LIVES HERE ]

[permboy]

[ Whose butt are you calling shapeless?!

Gintoki starts, slamming his head into the shelf Kagura's bed is on, and says a lot of dirty words as he crawls back out with a hand on the back of his head. ]

Don't act like seeing me in my own home is such a noteworthy occurrence, psycho wig!

[bombdemon]

[ Yours, obviously, but he supposes a vaguely flappy glob is a shape, too. ]

It's not psycho wig, it's Katsura. [ he corrects. ] For someone who wanted to move in together, you are not acting particularly welcoming, Gintoki.

[permboy]

[ You know what? He's going to stay on his hands and knees right here so he can feel like you don't have a clear line to his ****. ]

Aa?

I don't remember sayin' I wanna do anything like that.

[ THAT'S NOT WHAT GIVING YOU A KEY MEANS.

Even if you come in regardless of key and he doesn't really lock his door either and ... you know. Whatever!! ]

[bombdemon]

[ Ffs his **** is safe. Well, at least as long as he doesn't throw him out or anything. Katsura hopes to use it one day. ]

[ He just continues staring at Gintoki and slowly scratching his chin. ]

You seem a little shorter than usual...

[permboy]

[ Wow, thanks for "hoping to use it one day" being the sole reason poor little Gin-san is safe at all.

He doesn't trust any of this!! ]

I'm not shorter than usual, you fucking idiot, I'm not even standing up!

[bombdemon]

[ Well what would he rather have? XXX chainsaw massacre? ]

I'm not a fucking idiot, I'm Katsura.

[ A concerned frown. ]

Did diabetes finally catch up with you, Gintoki?

[permboy]

[ kjdskjdhf NO.

But wow, wow, FINE, if this is the way Katsura's going to be ... Gin-san won't stand for it!!

Though he will physically stand, puffing his cheeks and chest. ]

I don't have diabetes, damn it!