bonercity | 《 texts from edo. 》

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《 texts from edo. 》

you know the deal.
other canons welcome, but i figured it would primarily just be us horrible people.

[ You know what? He's going to stay on his hands and knees right here so he can feel like you don't have a clear line to his ****. ]

Aa?

I don't remember sayin' I wanna do anything like that.

[ THAT'S NOT WHAT GIVING YOU A KEY MEANS.

Even if you come in regardless of key and he doesn't really lock his door either and ... you know. Whatever!! ]

[ Ffs his **** is safe. Well, at least as long as he doesn't throw him out or anything. Katsura hopes to use it one day. ]

[ He just continues staring at Gintoki and slowly scratching his chin. ]

You seem a little shorter than usual...

[ Wow, thanks for "hoping to use it one day" being the sole reason poor little Gin-san is safe at all.

He doesn't trust any of this!! ]

I'm not shorter than usual, you fucking idiot, I'm not even standing up!

[ Well what would he rather have? XXX chainsaw massacre? ]

I'm not a fucking idiot, I'm Katsura.

[ A concerned frown. ]

Did diabetes finally catch up with you, Gintoki?

[ kjdskjdhf NO.

But wow, wow, FINE, if this is the way Katsura's going to be ... Gin-san won't stand for it!!

Though he will physically stand, puffing his cheeks and chest. ]

I don't have diabetes, damn it!

[ Whoa, look at that! ]

Ah, what a relief. I'm glad you're happy to see me.

[ No that's something you say when a piece of someone gets up, not their whole body! ]

...

[ You know what? He gives up. ]

Whaddya want?

[ b e a m s and holds a hand out ]

A key to your place, please.

[ He hangs his head and sighs, before he reaches into his yukata and fishes out a lone key that he drops in Katsura's hand. ]

Oi, you know that I hardly ever lock the door - and you could get in even if I did - right? It ain't gonna make a difference to have the key.

[ Is Katsura just looking for some kind of symbolic value, here? Or a sign of there ... relationship? ]

[ That is exactly what he's looking for! ]

That is not the point of sharing a key, Gintoki. It means so much more than that. It shows trust. Commitment. Sharing a roof... [ why is he blushing tho ] perhaps, sharing a futon...