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❝it's not zura.❞ | 桂 小太郎 ([personal profile] bakudanma) wrote in [community profile] bonercity2015-11-01 06:45 pm

【CLOSED/NSFW】☆ two idiots, one ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 
▶ CATCH-ALL SAKAZURA SINS WITH [personal profile] kaihentai 
or something ...
kaihentai: <lj user="takesushi"> (I'm okay because I'm smiling!)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-05-10 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Sakamoto does appreciate the care with which Zura touches him, even if it's clear that his friend is repulsed by his appearance. Today he doesn't misinterpret that command, especially since Zura isn't really one to get his freak on all that frequently.

He steps back, shoulders heaving with a sigh, although that breath comes out harrowed, as if it was difficult to take.
]

I can't afford to do that.

We're meetin' a royal family, today. It's taken us years to get this far! If I missed it, things'd just look real bad. Like I was bein' irresponsible, makin' excuses...

Y'know how I am! I got a reputation.
kaihentai: by the diamond princess <lj user="mucchi"> (You're a good merchant.)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-05-10 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
I'm fine!

[Sakamoto persists in spite of Zura's glowering, although when he shakes a hand to wave things off, it just spoils his balance. His fist crashes into the container that holds both of their toothbrushes, which falls onto the counter and rolls off the edge.]

I'll be okay. One day! One day and I'll get some rest.

Don't worry. I've felt shitty before.
kaihentai: by the diamond princess <lj user="mucchi"> (I don't regret what I did.)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-05-10 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Sakamoto isn't one to resist bodily harm, after all, he's used to being shoved around. He is listening, however, and is comforted by the thought that Zura brings up.

He blinks, albeit blearily, in a piss poor attempt to focus. There's really no denying it- His nose and head are all stuffed up, and it's as though there's a fog in his brain, settling in and growing thicker, and thicker still.
]

D'ya think Mutsu's gonna be mad?

[A whisper. He hadn't gone out last night, or been irresponsible lately.

This is just unfortunate.

Sakamoto isn't thinking clearly at all.
]
kaihentai: (misery)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-05-11 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Sakamoto feels the blankets cover him like a shroud, idly watching the way Zura's hair tosses about as the other man fidgets with the sheets. When, how, and why, did Zura come to be like this?

Sakamoto wonders.

The merchant turns to lie on his side after the other is finished, resting his cheek against soft, wrinkled pillows from the previous night. Before he had made so many excuses, about how the next thing was always more exciting than the next, about how he felt he never really had the capacity to settle down.

Was he lying to himself?

This feels nice. Something sure, something comfortable. Adventure is all well and good, but...

It's best to be adventurous with someone else.
]

You feel real important right now, huh?

[The expression on Sakamoto's face is hard to read (partly because he's pulled the sheets up and over his nose).]

You are.

Important.
kaihentai: by <lj user="takesushi"> (>w<)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-05-11 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sakamoto can't help but smile, as he loves catching people off-guard. To be fair, it's something he's rather good at doing, as it gives him great joy to know that he's ruffled someone's feathers, because that is power in a way.

Zura isn't used to being loved despite having having a long-time friend as reliable as Gintoki. None of Shoyou's disciples were very good at showing affection, and perhaps that's because they seldom received it themselves. Their teacher seemed kind, sure, he had to be if he was willing to adopt three strange children just because they showed promise, but... From the stories Sakamoto did manage to hear, their sensei wasn't all that soft, either.

Meanwhile, the origin of Sakamoto's boorish, friendly nature is a mystery- Perhaps it's because he came from the country, a small, rocky beach by the sea, full of fisherman and folk who weren't well-versed in stuff decorum. Then again, some people are just born gentle at heart.

The merchant then takes hold of the hand that pressed the cloth to his own forehead, kissing the knuckles.
]

Thanks, Zura!

You're the best. ♥
kaihentai: (funny girl)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-05-13 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[What a satisfying display of emotions.

As soon as Zura exits the room and shuts the door behind him, Sakamoto rolls over and snickers into his pillow.
]

Some people are so damn easy.

[But who, exactly, is he talking about? Zura, or himself?

He meant every thing he said. Sakamoto, on the other hand, has a feeling all his effort will be worth it. He's quite familiar with the idea of winning people over, customers and crew alike, but this is different.

A heart is a harder prize to win.
]
kaihentai: <lj user="takesushi"> (I'm okay because I'm smiling!)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-05-15 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
[The fog in his mind has become thicker

It has seeped into the machinery of his body, his nerves, his nostrils... His head. Everything aches more than it did when he first woke, despite his partner's efforts to keep him healthy. Such is the natural progression of illness, worsened by fatigue.
]

...Zura?

I don't feel so great. I might sleep some more! If that's okay.
kaihentai: by the diamond princess <lj user="mucchi"> (I'll just keep smiling!)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-05-16 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[His body offers no signs of resistance, although he doesn't get up all too readily either. Sakamoto rubs his eyes like a child being roused from sleep and leans half-heartedly on one elbow, cocking his head to the side.]

What's the big idea, huh?

[He does his best to smile, even though the other is glaring at him.]

You got plans for me?
Edited 2016-05-16 22:13 (UTC)
kaihentai: (screms)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-05-16 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[RUDE

Sakamoto fidgets, flailing his arms like a cat that didn't want to be picked up.
]

Muscle. It's all muscle!!!

[he's the biggest joui ofc he's gonna weigh the most]
kaihentai: by <lj user="takesushi"> (sore loser)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-05-17 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
[He's still pouting. Do you see why Mutsu kicks him?! He's a nightmare.]

I'm not fat...!

I'm just gettin' older.

[Sakamoto thinks he's in quite good shape, thank you very much.

That and he's trying not to blush at Zura's last comment, although he's not doing a very good job at that either.
]
kaihentai: (chin up)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-05-17 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
You're gonna bathe me?

[Sakamoto raises a furry brow and looks over his shoulder, although there's still some semblance of a smile there, as his shoulders fall and he relaxes a little bit.]

Does that mean I get to let'cha touch me all over? Man~!

[He lazes against the back of the tub, catching Zura's hand in his own.]

What a treat. ♥
Edited 2016-05-17 22:39 (UTC)
kaihentai: by capsu @plurk (A flower petal just went up my nose!)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-05-19 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
[A poor attempt, sure, but the way Zura's fingers move against his scalp are enough to make him feel dirty, and so his muscles relax as he allows himself to be washed clean. Zura will notice the way Sakamoto's breath and laughter hitches, how his shoulders roll back and his lashes flutter.

He's not used to anyone treating his hair this kindly and frankly, he loves when it's being played with.
]

You love to make the rules, don'tcha?

[How easy it would be.

To just say "I love you."
]

I feel like I'm on top o' the world, right about now.
kaihentai: by me (blush)

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