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❝it's not zura.❞ | 桂 小太郎 ([personal profile] bakudanma) wrote in [community profile] bonercity2015-11-01 06:45 pm

【CLOSED/NSFW】☆ two idiots, one ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 
▶ CATCH-ALL SAKAZURA SINS WITH [personal profile] kaihentai 
or something ...
kaihentai: by <lj user="takesushi"> (perhaps)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-05-23 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno about that. She was real pretty, y'know?

[Sakamoto's teasing.

Is it a sin to make your mom sound like an ex-girlfriend? Yes, maybe, probably. All of the above.
]

Ohhhkay, okay! Charm points, ah-

[He whistles, putting his hands behind his head, almost as if he's boasting about something.]

Good hands, nice hair! Nice eyes.

[His look very similar. Although it started out as a joke, his voice grows softer and more fond as he continues.]

Great cook, hard workin'. Thoughtful...

Tireless.

[That's nowhere near the end of the list, but he does give pause, because he remembers and it hurts just a little bit.]
Edited (done editing this tag gomen) 2016-05-23 04:57 (UTC)
kaihentai: by <lj user="takesushi"> (but all I feel is dead inside)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-05-23 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
Nah.

[A sad sound leaves his throat.

It was supposed to be a laugh.
]

We don't talk anymore.

You don't gotta worry about it.
kaihentai: by <lj user="takesushi"> (jerking off quietly)

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[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-05-24 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
[IT'S TOO MUCH, THIS IS TOO MUCH!

If Zura continues at this rate, Sakamoto's going to spontaneously combust.
]
kaihentai: (gagicon)

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[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-05-24 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
I... I!!!!

[He practically shrieks those two syllables (or whatever they are in Japanese), awkwardly returning that very cute embrace by clasping Zura's wet hands.]

I like yours, too.

S-s-sometimes... When, ya mumble 'n stuff at night...

[Look at how red he's turning.]

I... Mmmmmm...

[Sakamoto is humming far too loudly because he's nervous, because he feels too shy to keep talking! Wow, it seems as though Zura has discovered the way perfect way to shut him up.]

I get real close just so I can listen.
Edited 2016-05-24 05:01 (UTC)
kaihentai: by the diamond princess <lj user="mucchi"> (yes this is canon)

srry for the part replies 1/2

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-05-24 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
[HE USUALLY ISN't EMBARRASSED EITHER THIS IS ALL UR FAU-]
kaihentai: by <lj user="takesushi"> (harumph)

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[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-05-24 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
[....?!!!!!!]

You're leaving?

Already?

[at least give him sum time 2 say somethin sappy as a gudbye u loser]
kaihentai: by <lj user="salamandroid"> (crocodile tears)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-05-24 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
[S-SUH!!!!

SUNSHINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's so cute he starts to cry. Sniffling and sobbing like a newly born infant, Sakamoto takes the sponge in hand and squeezes it. He'll follow Zura's directions just this once.
]