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❝it's not zura.❞ | 桂 小太郎 ([personal profile] bakudanma) wrote in [community profile] bonercity2015-11-01 06:45 pm

【CLOSED/NSFW】☆ two idiots, one ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 
▶ CATCH-ALL SAKAZURA SINS WITH [personal profile] kaihentai 
or something ...
kaihentai: (o tanks)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-05-22 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Those words hit him hard, harder than they should, but perhaps its because he's never heard them before.

Sakamoto turns an even darker shade of red, and for once he finds himself feeling too bashful to speak, because there's something wonderful about being needed in whatever way Zura is implying (romantically, it seems). Sakamoto timidly reaches out to grasp the hand that prodded him in the chest and holds it tightly before hiding his face in the knuckles.

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
]
kaihentai: <lj user="takesushi"> (I'm okay because I'm smiling!)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-05-22 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[Still blushing, Sakamoto shyly lets his hand be tugged by Zura's, looking bashful all the while. What a strange thing, seeing someone usually so bold act so timid. He lowers his shoulders in a pitiful attempt to bare his chest, smile turning crooked, leaning sideways.

This must all look very funny, a grown man with broad shoulders and well-defined pectorals grinning idiotically like a schoolboy, despite his body seeming mature.
]

Okay. Okay!
kaihentai: (oh no)

1/?

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-05-23 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
["It feels like I'm dating my mother."]
kaihentai: (screms)

2/?

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-05-23 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
["BUT I...

BUT I LOVE MY MOTHER!!!!!"
]
kaihentai: by razberridust @ LJ (@#$%?!)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-05-23 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
["Ahhh. Wait. W-wait!

Does that mean- If Zura and I have ****ed-"
]
kaihentai: by <lj user="takesushi"> (alas)

4/4

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-05-23 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
["That I'm... T-that I'm a-"]

Motherfucker.
kaihentai: <lj user="takesushi"> (I'm okay because I'm smiling!)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-05-23 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
[NOOOOO YOU BET HE'S NOT]

You-

[Why, just now, does he feel so sad?

He should be happy, and he is, but there's a mix of something else.
]

You remind me of somebody. That's it! That's all.

[Longing and sadness.

He doesn't have a right, to be so miserable, to feel so blue. Not when someone is treating him kindly like this.
]
kaihentai: by capsu @plurk (A flower petal just went up my nose!)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-05-23 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
[And at that, Sakamoto has to laugh.]

No. Ahaha~!

Not even close. ♥

[What should he say?

"I loved her?"

Zura would definitely get the wrong idea then.
]

What's the matter? Ya jealous?

[He's grinning now, because he loves playing this game.]
Edited 2016-05-23 04:46 (UTC)
kaihentai: by <lj user="takesushi"> (perhaps)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-05-23 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno about that. She was real pretty, y'know?

[Sakamoto's teasing.

Is it a sin to make your mom sound like an ex-girlfriend? Yes, maybe, probably. All of the above.
]

Ohhhkay, okay! Charm points, ah-

[He whistles, putting his hands behind his head, almost as if he's boasting about something.]

Good hands, nice hair! Nice eyes.

[His look very similar. Although it started out as a joke, his voice grows softer and more fond as he continues.]

Great cook, hard workin'. Thoughtful...

Tireless.

[That's nowhere near the end of the list, but he does give pause, because he remembers and it hurts just a little bit.]
Edited (done editing this tag gomen) 2016-05-23 04:57 (UTC)
kaihentai: by <lj user="takesushi"> (but all I feel is dead inside)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-05-23 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
Nah.

[A sad sound leaves his throat.

It was supposed to be a laugh.
]

We don't talk anymore.

You don't gotta worry about it.
kaihentai: by <lj user="takesushi"> (jerking off quietly)

1/2

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-05-24 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
[IT'S TOO MUCH, THIS IS TOO MUCH!

If Zura continues at this rate, Sakamoto's going to spontaneously combust.
]
kaihentai: (gagicon)

2/2

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-05-24 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
I... I!!!!

[He practically shrieks those two syllables (or whatever they are in Japanese), awkwardly returning that very cute embrace by clasping Zura's wet hands.]

I like yours, too.

S-s-sometimes... When, ya mumble 'n stuff at night...

[Look at how red he's turning.]

I... Mmmmmm...

[Sakamoto is humming far too loudly because he's nervous, because he feels too shy to keep talking! Wow, it seems as though Zura has discovered the way perfect way to shut him up.]

I get real close just so I can listen.
Edited 2016-05-24 05:01 (UTC)
kaihentai: by the diamond princess <lj user="mucchi"> (yes this is canon)

srry for the part replies 1/2

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-05-24 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
[HE USUALLY ISN't EMBARRASSED EITHER THIS IS ALL UR FAU-]
kaihentai: by <lj user="takesushi"> (harumph)

2/2

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-05-24 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
[....?!!!!!!]

You're leaving?

Already?

[at least give him sum time 2 say somethin sappy as a gudbye u loser]

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