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❝it's not zura.❞ | 桂 小太郎 ([personal profile] bakudanma) wrote in [community profile] bonercity2015-11-01 06:45 pm

【CLOSED/NSFW】☆ two idiots, one ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 
▶ CATCH-ALL SAKAZURA SINS WITH [personal profile] kaihentai 
or something ...
kaihentai: by <lj user="takesushi"> (My face when-)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-01-21 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
You think so?

[Fondly. Sakamoto doesn't object to the idea.]

Do you have a favorite color? One ya prefer seein' me in.

Edited (god lmfao all the spaces im so sorry) 2016-01-21 04:16 (UTC)
kaihentai: SUCH A BIG THANKS TO LIQUIDATE @ PLURK (What brought this on?)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-01-22 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
An autumn! That's what ya think?

[Funny, because that's when his birthday is.

Although he often forgets it.
]

You're a cute drunk. ♥

[Sakamoto cradles Zura's cheek with one hand, metting the other's eyes as he does. He's not shy with his affections, not in the least.]

So, so! You preparin' for somethin' special or what? Comin' home early, doin' my laundry... Almost like yer some kinda housewife.

Is this to say thank you? For last night. Cause I'd do it all again for ya-

[A laugh.]

You're important to me.
kaihentai: (button nose)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-01-22 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Sakamoto does fall, willingly, with a look on his face that doesn't bother to conceal an ounce of what he's feeling.

It's weird, to be desired sexually. He doesn't say it out loud, though he squeezes Zura's hands in a rare moment of silence, taking the time to burn every little detail into his sometimes unreliable memory.
]

An escape, huh? Ahaha!

[Zura's face looks pretty in the dim light, even though it's red.

Sakamoto thinks for a moment, has he ever had Zura's eyes on him like this? He's seen this look before many times, cast in the direction of a certain white-haired samurai who is no more and hurts to remember.
]

You got one for me? An escape plan.

[Sakamoto is always running. Not away from somethin', but forward, towards the horizon! Or so he would like to believe.

That is true, perhaps. But it is not the truth in it's entirety.
]

Maybe you should. Think about it!

[A flicker of darkness in his eyes, a mixture of hopefulness and melancholy that's honestly bizarre.]

Just in case.

[Sakamoto does not do sadness very well. He doesn't fear it, but he is always happy, he always has to be.

And to do that, he must not think about it, them.

The things that make him sad.
]
Edited 2016-01-22 03:51 (UTC)
kaihentai: art by parfaitly @ tumblr ([eva theme plays])

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-01-22 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Sakamoto practically giggles in response, at first. No matter how clumsy the kiss, he enjoys it. Things are better this way.

When there are mistakes, it feels real. Like he's more than just a means to an end (money).
]

Under me? So, you wanna be under me?

'Cause that's definitely somethin' I can do.
kaihentai: by the lovely <lj user="nagito"> (Am I drooling?)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-01-22 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Sakamoto huffs and puffs at that, squirming under Zura's weight. The other man isn't very heavy, but boy is he firm.]

O-oi! Just 'cause this damn hand doesn't work proper, don't think I've gone all soft.

[He's super soft. The softest.]

I can still do it! I can still lift ya! Ah. Just.

[More wriggling ensues.]

Give me-!!! A m-m-minute!
kaihentai: by <lj user="takesushi"> (pic#8547040)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-01-22 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
H'oh.

[What is with this dangerous voice all of a sudden? He looks downright mischievous.]

Is that a challenge? I'm good at gettin' people ta think differently. Makin' 'em look at the sky!

[He bucks his knees upwards. Ouch???]

You gotta be on your back, sometimes! To see all that.
kaihentai: (do ya like)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-01-22 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
Ahhhh, I just can't decide.

[Speaking of dirty things.]

Are you the kind of person who likes to be on top? Always in control.

[In a way. The control part seems to be on point.]

Or do you prefer it? Being beneath someone caterin' to yer every whim. Showin' every part of your body-

[He laughs before he finishes his sentence.]

Well, you know.
kaihentai: (fwip)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-01-22 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
No?

[A merchant's greatest weapon is his mouth- Err. That sounds dirty, doesn't it?]

If you wanna get on top of me, then you should. But if it's me you want on top, then what are ya waitin' for?

[There's a note of pleasure that erupts deep from within his throat.]

Or, or! If ego's what it's all about, you should just come down here. We can do it sideways, too~ ♥
Edited 2016-01-22 05:17 (UTC)
kaihentai: by the lovely <lj user="nagito"> (Super Highschool Level Loud Person)

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[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-01-22 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
Ahhhhh~!

[What an unnecessarily crude noise.]

It hurts, it hurts! Mmmmm, but don'tcha know...

[Sakamoto snickers, his smile good-natured.]
kaihentai: by the diamond princess <lj user="mucchi"> (I'm alright.)

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[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-01-22 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
This is the kinda stuff that really gets me goin'.

[LMFAOOOO?????????????

zura u've awakened the M
]

So if you really want me to stop talkin' shit... Don't hurt me.

[He likes it.]
kaihentai: by the lovely <lj user="nagito"> (Determination is the fuel of invention.)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-01-22 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
[His face stings, turning bright red from the impact, giving way to something else entirely. Sakamoto feels a tingle of something wild, in his spine and his nether regions, but he doesn't waste this opportunity to reach out and grab hold of Zura's shoulder.

He pulls down.
]

C'mere.

[Defiantly:]

I like it when ya scold me.
kaihentai: by the diamond princess <lj user="mucchi"> (You're a good merchant.)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-01-22 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I know that kinda play ain't yer style.

[Sakamoto runs his hand through locks of Zura's hair, eventually placing it on the back of the other's neck.

He's never had this kind of problem before, voicing his opinions, telling other people what he wants. Sakamoto is typically the loudest voice in the room, forcing his way through every obstacle with his clumsy buffoonery and blinding optimism.

But for some reason his throat feels dry right about now. Sweat pools on his brow as he makes an effort to say something, anything at all.
]

That's okay. I just like when you pay attention to me.

[Oof. If he could turn back time and retract those words...

Why should he be ashamed? This is who he is at night.

Isn't it?
]

The clothes were a nice touch.

[Sakamoto hopes that they still smell of Zura's perfume tomorrow.]

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