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❝it's not zura.❞ | 桂 小太郎 ([personal profile] bakudanma) wrote in [community profile] bonercity2015-11-01 06:45 pm

【CLOSED/NSFW】☆ two idiots, one ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 
▶ CATCH-ALL SAKAZURA SINS WITH [personal profile] kaihentai 
or something ...
kaihentai: by the diamond princess <lj user="mucchi"> (You're a good merchant.)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-01-22 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I know that kinda play ain't yer style.

[Sakamoto runs his hand through locks of Zura's hair, eventually placing it on the back of the other's neck.

He's never had this kind of problem before, voicing his opinions, telling other people what he wants. Sakamoto is typically the loudest voice in the room, forcing his way through every obstacle with his clumsy buffoonery and blinding optimism.

But for some reason his throat feels dry right about now. Sweat pools on his brow as he makes an effort to say something, anything at all.
]

That's okay. I just like when you pay attention to me.

[Oof. If he could turn back time and retract those words...

Why should he be ashamed? This is who he is at night.

Isn't it?
]

The clothes were a nice touch.

[Sakamoto hopes that they still smell of Zura's perfume tomorrow.]
kaihentai: by the lovely <lj user="nagito"> (This is a rock.)

1/2?

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-01-23 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
Nonsense! I only puked once toda-
kaihentai: (gagicon)

2/?

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-01-23 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
[...Oh.]
kaihentai: by <lj user="takesushi"> (jerking off quietly)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-01-23 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Stuttering.]

Y-yes. They're very dirty.

I've been a bad boy.

[SAKAMOTOOOOO?!]
kaihentai: by <lj user="salamandroid"> (Have we forgotten something important?)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-01-23 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
Work's busy, really busy! Ah...

[Sakamoto holds his hands over his head all too willingly. This is nice... It doesn't matter if Zura is just being a mom, he's taking filthy clothes off the body of an even filthier man.]

When I pee sometimes, I forget to pull the zipper down far enough. So there's a little-

[DON't GESTICULATE LIKE THAT]

Spray. You know? At least it dries quickly.
kaihentai: by <lj user="takesushi"> (I feel a strong presence!)

1/?

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-01-23 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, well some of them don't have noses, so-!
kaihentai: by me (blush)

2/2

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-01-23 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Sakamoto bites his lip as Zura fusses with his pants, surprisingly rough hands gliding against neglected parts of his body. Much to his dismay, he gasps as the zipper and consequently, Zura's hand slide over his growing erection, and he instinctively arches his hips forward to enjoy the brief pleasurable sensation.

Sitting down only makes it worse. He's made very conscious of that obvious bulge, everything shifting uncomfortably as he attempts to get settled in place.
]
kaihentai: (misery)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-01-23 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Sakamoto doesn't respond to Zura's criticisms, as arguing with him is a moot point. He definitely cooperates as Zura tugs his trousers off, and is surprised but then immediately irritated at himself for feeling that way when his friend leaves him alone.

The merchant then takes this time to lie down on his side, fighting dreary ideas that persist in his head. He eyes that tray the hotel staff brought in, wondering if any wine is leftover...
]
Edited 2016-01-23 03:12 (UTC)
kaihentai: by <lj user="salamandroid"> (serenity)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-01-23 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
[He perks up at that immediately, chuckling at that undertone of arousal in Zura's voice. Although his fingers are already tugging at the hem of his boxers, he calls back:]

You don't wanna see me take 'em off? I can put on a little show for ya.
kaihentai: by the diamond princess <lj user="mucchi"> (Beware those with a pleasant smile.)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-01-23 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Sakamoto's smile is smug as he toys with the fabric between his fingers, tossing the pair of boxers idly up and down.]

They're gone already!

[He tosses them over the other side of the bed, whistling to create his own sound effects.]

So long!

[did he rly just wish his underwear gudbye]
kaihentai: by <lj user="takesushi"> (freefall)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-01-23 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Sakamoto leers at friend first, giving him the entire up and down, whistling softly as if he's scored some kind of prize. While some my find it bizarre, for a man's shoulders and torso to be so masculine (hairless, but masculine) while his face remains so delicate, this smarmy bastard enjoys it.

Gender is a silly thing, a funny notion that humans seem to deem important, separate from biological sex entirely. Sakamoto has learned this on his many trips to outer space, so it doesn't bother him in the least. Zura is beautiful and terribly repressed, it shows in his face and his body language, with those stiff expressions, stiff shoulders, and stiff- Well, soon to be stiff cock.

Sakamoto eases backwards, resting on his elbows so he can still stare. Though he's lying doing, something of his is definitely standing straight up.
]

What are ya gonna do? Sit on my face?

I wouldn't mind.
kaihentai: by <lj user="takesushi"> (gently)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-01-23 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
You look pretty.

[Tenderly, because he does care.]

You don't want me to do that for you?
Edited 2016-01-23 04:22 (UTC)
kaihentai: (boi u thirsty)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-01-23 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Sakamoto finds himself turning red too.

He can't help but feel like he's watching something incredibly private, and yet he can't tear his eyes away, despite the hint of shame he feels. Breathing becomes hard, and he's dizzy with a peculiar sensation, something similar to what he experiences when he sees a woman undress for him but far, far worse. As a result, he stumbles on one elbow, slipping and sliding further down.

Sakamoto has known for a long time that Zura craves intimacy, love, and acceptance. He is constantly chasing his singular dream of saving Japan and restoring whatever glory it once had, but still remains alone in his endeavors, save for that one alien friend Sakamoto had made sure to send his way. Gintoki was here on Earth before, yes, but he's was never around for as long as Zura wanted, probably.

In this moment, the former samurai is certain that Zura has done this with his childhood friend in mind, and swallows as his thoughts become more perverse by the second. Sakamoto wonders if Zura will do this with him in mind too, and he hopes that it will happen, desperately.
]

I wanna be the one to get ya off. You don't hafta do it alone.

[The show is good, the show is great, but Sakamoto wants to touch his friend.

He wants to make sure-
]

You don't have to be lonely tonight.
Edited 2016-01-23 04:47 (UTC)

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