【OPEN】☆ NEMURI KAYAMA (MIDNIGHT)

[somnambulistic]

voice strength: ★★☆☆☆
taken from: anime, mostly.
canon point: end of s2; chapter 70.
heading to: ???.

prompts:

1.) trapped in a box.
2.) morning after.
3.) texts from last night.
4.) midnight texting.
5.) insomnia.
6.) sharing the same bed.
7.) sharing body heat / damn it's cold.
8.) friend date / first date.
9.) minor injury.
10.) au them into being a student or teacher.
11.) girls night out / sleepover.
12.) open to whatever you've got.

Comments

3 and i'm not apologizing

[itaimatsu]

1) Whenever I am hungover, I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.

2) You kept running across the street. Every time you made it across successfully, you took something off. I cannot believe there were no cops around...

3) My brother was crawling his way home and kept asking me to carry him, then he insisted on grabbing at my ankles until he passed out. How was your night?

4) I apologize. I did not make it out. I got distracted by sparkly boobies.

5) [or if you have a better one]

4.

[somnambulistic]

Well, I suppose if I had to leave somebody behind, that is a valid reason for you to not make it out!
_{[ lady, aren't you concerned that a civilian "didn't make it out?" Usually she would be, but she's also a little bit conceited about her appearance. She soaks up compliments like a sponge.. no matter how vulgar they may be. ]}

Are you okay at least?
_{[ What actually happened last night anyway? ]}

1/2

[itaimatsu]

Heh. I am alive. And the sun is shining down upon me.
In fact, it is beating down upon me so hard that is is trying to knock me over.
This must be love, from the sun goddess herself!

2/2

[itaimatsu]

[a few minutes later]

Ah, my mistake! It was actually my brother who was beating down upon me.
Being so beautiful is a curse!
But then, I am sure that you know this already, as you are the most beautiful creature I have ever laid eyes on.

[somnambulistic]

_{[ oh..... what is with that way of talking... is he okay..
She is accustomed to these compliments, and maybe she would bask freely in them if something catastrophic hadn't happened last night and this guy she met hadn't exchanged numbers with her and is now saying that he "didn't make it out." She's caring like that! ]}

Are you certain you haven't experienced any head trauma? Did you admit yourself to the hospital at least?

[itaimatsu]

[it's okay. that's just the way he is... also he can't believe that a hot girl is still talking to him. he's always imagined text conversations to last long like this!] The only trauma I am experiencing is being away from you, mademoiselle. My injuries are but a minor detail that we do not have to discuss. I may not look it, but I am quite robust! Yes, robust, like the finest wine you have ever tasted. I may fall off the roof, and I may be beaten with love by my brothers, or I may accidentally light a cigarette the wrong way and start a fire. [ah, right. there was a fire last night. he started it, apparently]

But I am still alive!

[he's still going! all in one text]

It is because I have been blessed!
Blessed to have such a pure heart, and outward beauty, and blessed to be part of a loving family.
And, of course, blessed to have met you, ma chérie.

[somnambulistic]

_{[ Oh my god. He's so long-winded. She glazes over all of that.. maybe if he didn't mention that he started the fire she would have been more flattered at his compliments, but like...
She's a pro-hero and justice is really important to her. ]}

You started the fire?

[itaimatsu]

Heh. My burning passion cannot be stopped. [SWEATS CONFIDENTLY]

1.2

[somnambulistic]

_{[ Just like every other girl that Karamatsu has tried to impress, Midnight isn't really impressed. He's a little annoying, actually, but she's got a high tolerance for annoying guys. After all, she is a teacher. She has to deal with hormonal teenage boys on a daily basis. In fact, she's wondering if Karamatsu ever grew out of that stage. ]}

You realize that your "burning passion" made me late for a nail appointment, right? Oh, and the fact it put innocent civilians in jeopardy. Do you know what happens to men who cause trouble?

2.2

[somnambulistic]

Divine punishment.
_{[ Karamatsu can't see it, but she's licking her lips?
????? ]}

[itaimatsu]

[oh. he doesn't want to be punished! or... does he? he can take a lot of abuse! but it really depends on what she means in this case, right? the sensible thing to do would be to apologize] Oh? Art thou an angel, then? Will you seek to rain justice down upon me? I suppose, if I deserve it, I must accept. [that's not apologizing]

[somnambulistic]

Oh? You're admitting defeat so easily? How indecently boring.
I really prefer men who can last longer than this.

[itaimatsu]

[AH. MISTAKE. he shakes nervously, not wanting to lose this chance!] You misunderstand me, my flower! It is not admitting defeat. This is giving into your whims! If you want to know how long I can last, you only need to look deep within your heart and imagine the possibilities! [????????] I may be a simple man, but I am also a harrowing gale of passion! There is nothing I would not do for you, my blessed angel!

1.2

[somnambulistic]

_{[ Woah! Look at that back lash! This is too much. And here Nemuri thought that she was dramatic.. people said she was, anyway! But she shrugged comments like that (and comments about her age) off.. only not without unleashing an outburst of fury. She was rather petty. ]}

I didn't know that you were a beggar.. it's a little messy to beg when you've already outdid yourself, but..

2.2

[somnambulistic]

I'll allow it!
_{[ Allow it? Allow what? What is she implying? ]}

You want to play some cat and mouse, hmm? I will chase you down and corner you when you least expect it... and then.. handcuff you!
_{[ And take you to the police for causing the fire, but she's going to conveniently leave that part out. ]}

[itaimatsu]

[she can't see this, thankfully, but the moment Karamatsu finishes reading that text, he's so moved with passion and desire that he tears his goddamn shirt off RAAAAR HE'S SO STRONG] So be it, my kitten! I will give you the chase that you so desire! [it's you, Karamatsu. you're the one who wants to be chased] And then, once you have caught me, I shall go with you peacefully! As long as the handcuffs are soft! I do not like metal handcuffs. They cut my skin.

[somnambulistic]

Oooh? You sound like a bad boy.. like you've been in handcuffs before.
Have you been naughty in the past?
_{[ She completely means police handcuffs... and naughty as in a trouble maker, but you know. Details. ]}

[itaimatsu]

[HEH] I am the kindest man alive. Oh, I am too kind! It is a curse! [he's probably never seen real handcuffs before]

[somnambulistic]

_{[ so you're a virgin, huh.... ]}
This must be your first, then. _{[ first time arrested...... ]}
Are you excited or nervous?

[itaimatsu]

If it is with you, then I cannot contain my excitement! My heart is beating so wildly! This must be destiny! When two souls meet and are handcuffed together... That is truly when dreams come true!

[somnambulistic]

Wonderful! Where should we meet up with so I can catch you?
_{[ she's delighted this is such an easy arrest.. ]}

[itaimatsu]

[he's delighted that a lady wants to catch him]

What sort of meals do people usually have before... they play this game?

[somnambulistic]

_{[ and put him in jail, yeah. ]}
Are you asking me where I'd like to go on a date? Uwaa, I can barely contain my excitement!
_{[ she's not coy about this at all. ]}

[itaimatsu]

[whoa! his brilliant plan was actually working? amazing!] Heh! Of course, my honey! A fine dinner before we have our chase. It sounds romantic, non?

[somnambulistic]

It depends. I mean, somebody like you... I'm kind of hoping that it's some place really expensive.
That's what it is, right?

_{[ Calm down, Midnight. Don't be like Mt. Lady and rob men of their food and money. ]}

[itaimatsu]

[ah...........] With somebody like me? Heh! Of course it will be expensive! Only the best for you, my kitten! We shall dine on only the most beautiful and exquisite food!

[somnambulistic]

And then....
TIE UP.
_{[ SLURP. ]}