[it's okay. that's just the way he is... also he can't believe that a hot girl is still talking to him. he's always imagined text conversations to last long like this!]
The only trauma I am experiencing is being away from you, mademoiselle. My injuries are but a minor detail that we do not have to discuss. I may not look it, but I am quite robust! Yes, robust, like the finest wine you have ever tasted. I may fall off the roof, and I may be beaten with love by my brothers, or I may accidentally light a cigarette the wrong way and start a fire.
[ah, right. there was a fire last night. he started it, apparently]
But I am still alive!
[he's still going! all in one text]
It is because I have been blessed! Blessed to have such a pure heart, and outward beauty, and blessed to be part of a loving family. And, of course, blessed to have met you, ma chérie.
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The only trauma I am experiencing is being away from you, mademoiselle.
My injuries are but a minor detail that we do not have to discuss. I may not look it, but I am quite robust!
Yes, robust, like the finest wine you have ever tasted.
I may fall off the roof, and I may be beaten with love by my brothers, or I may accidentally light a cigarette the wrong way and start a fire.
[ah, right. there was a fire last night. he started it, apparently]
But I am still alive!
[he's still going! all in one text]
It is because I have been blessed!
Blessed to have such a pure heart, and outward beauty, and blessed to be part of a loving family.
And, of course, blessed to have met you, ma chérie.