《 texts from edo. 》

[justaways]

you know the deal.
other canons welcome, but i figured it would primarily just be us horrible people.

Comments

[shirogaki]

im talking about you you fuckhead WHO ARE YOU CALLING A FILTHY PERM ANYWAY

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[nobleofmadness]

Oh.

2/2

[nobleofmadness]

It's not fuckhead, it's Katsura.

3/3

[nobleofmadness]

You -- you've finally updated your Facebook relationship, too? I'm so happy!

[shirogaki]

settle down i never said anything about fb

1/2

[nobleofmadness]

oh.

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[nobleofmadness]

Did you tell your dad, then? You can't just decide it's official without announcing it anywhere!

[shirogaki]

of course i can??

look i only just told YOU giv eme time

[nobleofmadness]

No you can't! What makes it "official", then?

[shirogaki]

my deciding and you agreeing

so go out with me

[ It was a lot easier to just claim they're official without ... asking. But here he is. Asking.

Or, okay, basically giving Katsura an order.

Still. Same principle. ]

[nobleofmadness]

[ lmao ur cute ]


That's not something you do over text, Gintoki.

[shirogaki]

[ No he isn't?? ]

it is now

[ Look, if he tried to do this in person he would blush and stutter and it would be really embarrassing. HE IS COOL AND MANLY AND DOESN'T BLUSH AND STUTTER. ]

[nobleofmadness]

[ THEN MAYBE HE SHOULD PROVE IT BY BEING COOL AND MANLY TO HIS FACE? ]

No.

[ omg??? ]

You will take me out and put a flower in my hair and ask me then.

[shirogaki]

[ NO WHY THIS. ]

a flower in your hair

[ Why does the deadpan not come across in text. ]

[nobleofmadness]

would you rather book a table at a restaurant?

[shirogaki]

i figured thats what taking someone out is

[nobleofmadness]

I'm letting you be creative.

And cheap.



You know I'm happy to spend an evening at a ramen stand as long as it's with you.

[shirogaki]

[ Oh my god.

What has he done to deserve this man?

It'll take about five minutes before he responds, because he's too busy throwing himself on the bed, screaming into the pillow and kicking the mattress like some kind of school girl. BUT HE'S MANLY, OKAY? It's Zura that's girly. Zura's making all of this terrible.

Okay. Okay. He's cool. ]

good because im totally broke

[nobleofmadness]

[ Why does everything have to be about "deserving", anyway? ]

[ And yeah sure. Zura's so girly that it's making Gintoki act like a girl. That makes sense. ]


You're always broke. But you're in luck since the currency I want is attention.

[shirogaki]

[ Because.

The horror. ]

fine

are you free tonight

[nobleofmadness]

[ Hmm. He actually has to think about that. He has clubs and Social Responsibilities. But!! Gintoki is going to invite him out and be serious about it! Of course he can make time for that! ]

[ Good thing texts don't convey blushing. ]

yes

[shirogaki]

[ Oh god, this is happening, they're doing this, oh god oh god oh god. ]

6 or 7? ill pick ou up

[nobleofmadness]

[ oh goooooodddddd ]

6? My grandmother always says that only filthy ho*s stay out late at night.

[shirogaki]

[ Seriously? ]

only snotnosed brats need to be home by 6 are you a snotnosed brat

come on live a little

[nobleofmadness]

I am not a snotnosed brat, I am Katsura.

And I feel very much alive, thank you.