《 texts from edo. 》

[justaways]

you know the deal.
other canons welcome, but i figured it would primarily just be us horrible people.

Comments

*faints*

[mayora13]

No no. They may love predictable things, but fans also eat it up when something new happens. Something they never anticipated. [Like you staying decent for 24...minutes.]

Your buns should try leaving something to the imagination!

catches u

[gorillatama]

no they dont
theyre boring and predictable themselves
they eat steak 2 times a week
they dont want change

well thats just something i cannot and will not do

[mayora13]

They don't want it, but no one ever does. It's not until change happens that they decide they like it. Change can reignite someone's fire before they even knew it had gone out.

If it's you, I'm sure you could inspire them even if it was with something unexpected.

[Sighs.] Just watch your timing. People will always use their imaginations, and the more you give them, the weirder their fantasies get.

[gorillatama]

YEAH HUH!! theyre tsun. true about change though...just not our fans.

aw shucks toushi!! thats not true, you would too! with your triangle bang.

....touche

[mayora13]

If we keep doing the same thing forever, people will get tired of it eventually. [He's tired of you taking your pants off.]

How exactly is that inspiring?

[Phew. A small victory was still a victory. He might even make the mistake of trusting Kondo to keep his pants on the next time they're out and about.]

[gorillatama]

NO THEY WONT itll become more lovable with every passing buttcheek in the breeze

just seeing it so loyally sifting in the breeze is enough

[mayora13]

What, like Stockholm syndrome?

No one would look at that and feel nothing, you're right.

[gorillatama]

kind of
**** syndrome

SEE!!!!!!!! told you