《 texts from edo. 》

[justaways]

you know the deal.
other canons welcome, but i figured it would primarily just be us horrible people.

Comments

[mayora13]

*A sword ended up in his windshield.

We didn't throw anything. If you saw someone throwing something, it wasn't us.

Might as well submit that tape to a home video TV show instead. Get a shot at the 100,000 prize.

[SWEATS]

[bombdemon]

How interesting.

Quite alright, I made copies for that purpose.

[mayora13]

No, it wasn't interesting. Not really. Probably something you'll forget about in a few episodes.

[Well, shit.]

What ones did you submit to? You know, some of them are rigged. [Gotta intercept that...]

[bombdemon]

Oh, the one in the good time slot. I don't quite remember the name. The one that goes "Do not try this at home, hello and welcome to J*ck*ass", I think.

[mayora13]

Oh. That one.

The stunts aren't real. It's all scripted. No one would believe what they see anyway so you might as well not send it in. [HES TRYINGGGG even tho he has no idea if any of that is true.]

[bombdemon]

Well, in that case there's nothing to worry about, correct?