《 texts from edo. 》

[justaways]

you know the deal.
other canons welcome, but i figured it would primarily just be us horrible people.

Comments

[pachintoki]

1 - seius question. does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.

2 - i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting

3 - You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"

4 - The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have

5 - I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?

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[bombdemon]

WERE YOU FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY, GINTOKI?!

[pachintoki]

[It's a long time before he replies.]

that text wasnt for you

[bombdemon]

I'm sure it wasn't. Did he drop it there while lavishly sucking your b*lls?

[pachintoki]

how does a person do that lavishly

you can describe it

[bombdemon]

Well, they put their mouth on the --




Wait.











Are you trying to trick me into sexting you?

[pachintoki]

dont be ridiculous

keep going

[bombdemon]

Oh all right.


They put their mouth on the b*lls and slobber all over it and once it's wet enough, the godlessly thorough sucking starts.

[pachintoki]

im saving this conversation so your future children will have the education you gave to me

1/2

[bombdemon]

I would hope that my children will have been raised better than to speak to lewd old men that live in the garbage bin.

Unless --!!

2/2

[bombdemon]

Are they going to be our children?!

1........

[pachiboy]

gin-san..
come home immediately..

[pachintoki]

oh you hav one

i think

how'dit work

[pachiboy]

YOU THINK?????
WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN???

_{[ look, he gets concerned when you start writing like this.. ]}

[pachintoki]

ANWSER THE QUETSION

[pachiboy]

LIKE HELL I'M ANSWERING THAT QUESTION!!
YOU CAN'T EVEN TYPE STRAIGHT!!

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[mayora13]

Just so you know, you're the one that put it there. Not me.

[pachintoki]

youre such a liar

nobody would ever touch a cigarette if they had half a brain

ginsan doesn't smoke

[mayora13]

Why the hell would I put it there!? You were drunker than I was [debatable], so anything weird was probably your fault.

[pachintoki]

seriously

there's some real obvious reasons why I wouldn't put a cigarette there

some self preservation reasons

so the question still is

how did it get there asshole

[mayora13]

Does it hurt? If I put it there, it'd hurt! But you're not whining about your b*lls, so you did it!

Your self preservation reflex kept you from burning yourself.

[pachintoki]

oogushi this is quite a confession from you

you like causing ginsan pain huh

i guess im just that sexy

[mayora13]

What the hell?

What?

Someone else got ahold of your phone and started making weird claims, odd jobs. Might want to change your number. [And never text him again! Because while he could take your subject changing as admission of guilt, or affirm that yes indeed he DOES like causing you pain, he's way too distracted by that bullshit of a last line to do anything productive.]

[pachintoki]

[Ignoring everything.]

I guess there are two sadists in the shinsengumi

and youre the police force

dont come to my house anymore