1 - seius question. does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
2 - i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
3 - You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
4 - The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
5 - I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
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2 - i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
3 - You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
4 - The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
5 - I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?