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father's day special ; closed to john egberts
i have a lot of johns on my timeline and there aren't many dad players out there so here you guys go if you want to thread father's day with my dad muse.
prompts or sth
1. FATHER'S DAY ◄ ok just as it says it's father's day what you gonna do about it john. gonna bake that motherfucker a cake or what.
2. TRAINING WHEELS ◄ let's go back in time when john was a wee lad and dad is teaching him something new! could be riding a bike, baking a cake, leaning piano, whatevs.
3. GROUNDED ◄ even though they're like perf son and pop let's face it i bet they had some arguments about stuff so yeah here you go angry post right there.
4. THE TALK ◄ i'm not gonna do a john loves his daddy prompt so here is the closest thing i've got awkward growing up and/or sex talk whoop whoop.
5. ADVICE ◄ gotta problem or something maybe some snot nosed kids pushing you around a school do they really want to make dad angry and have the shit kicked out of them i think not-- or maybe he just needs friend/life advice idk i don't play john.
6. GOODBYE ◄ going to college going to school going to the bathroom who knows but we're saying goodbye now.
7. WHATEVS ◄ anything else YOU NAME IT...
prompts or sth
1. FATHER'S DAY ◄ ok just as it says it's father's day what you gonna do about it john. gonna bake that motherfucker a cake or what.
2. TRAINING WHEELS ◄ let's go back in time when john was a wee lad and dad is teaching him something new! could be riding a bike, baking a cake, leaning piano, whatevs.
3. GROUNDED ◄ even though they're like perf son and pop let's face it i bet they had some arguments about stuff so yeah here you go angry post right there.
4. THE TALK ◄ i'm not gonna do a john loves his daddy prompt so here is the closest thing i've got awkward growing up and/or sex talk whoop whoop.
5. ADVICE ◄ gotta problem or something maybe some snot nosed kids pushing you around a school do they really want to make dad angry and have the shit kicked out of them i think not-- or maybe he just needs friend/life advice idk i don't play john.
6. GOODBYE ◄ going to college going to school going to the bathroom who knows but we're saying goodbye now.
7. WHATEVS ◄ anything else YOU NAME IT...
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No, you haven't. In fact, I think you remember my birthday before I even remember my birthday!!
Why?
Are you having a mid-life crisis, Dad?
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Yes.Dad slicks the side of his hair back (f u I play him with hair like in his icons ok), seeming a bit perplexed by the notice but-- ]
I just didn't think they would begin pushing these sort of classes on somebody your age and I thought-- there was maybe the mistake you're older than I thought.
[ He shifts, putting the paper on the counter without signing it. ]
John, how do you feel about this message?
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[John peels a thick chunk of cheese and nibbles on it for a bit. Knowing better than to talk with this mouth full, he finishes it off before answering.]
I dunno.
Aren't you going to sign it?
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[ Oh, his voice is getting a bit more serious.
STAND BACK HE'S GETTING SERIOUS-- ]
Do you think this is something you need to know about at your age?
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[John just.
Shoves the whole cheese stick in his mouth. Then he points to his mouth to indicate that he just can't answer that question right now, Dad!!!]
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[ Just.. mentally face palming here. ]
Let me get my pipe and I'll meet you in the living room.
YOU DID NOT SEE THAT WHATSOEVER
[John forgets his manners and talks with his mouth still half-full of half-chewed string cheese.
What is his dad going to do???
Why does signing this stupid thing have to be some huge debacle??
Oh man he'd prefer if he got a bad grade and had to get that signed instead.]