bonercity | 【OPEN】☆ MORNING AFTER MEME

[And typically, as soon as she wakes up, she's kicked someone off the bed and hogs his blanket in embarrassment.]

_{[ Let's face it. Sleeping with America probably was more of a mistake than anything memorable or wonderful. There were a few perks that came with it such as abs that could grate cheese and biceps that could absolutely kill and not to mention bright blue eyes that were filled with such vigor and youth. He could really keep a person up all night with all of his energy but on the downside.. he was cumbersome and awkward and all self-satisfying. Whenever he wanted to stop, he would stop. Whatever he wanted to do, he would do.. or wouldn't do. He wasn't hardly as confident in bed as he talked himself up to be-- but who knows. Maybe his partner liked to be with somebody who was so arrogant and fussy.

He hits the ground with a thud because what the fuck, Vietnam.
That is his exact words, too, as he sits up and peeks over the bed at her. ]}

Dude. What the actual fuck, 'nam! Is this how you usually wake people up after a HELLA BOSS night to remember?
_{[ hella boss meaning hella awkward cause wow he regrets probably... most of the night but no way he's gonna let her know that! ]}

[It really was because of the whims of a moment. And the fact that America really is hot, and he can be cute, but honestly, he's really, really stupid. Such attractiveness did get her into bed with him, but throughout the night, he reminded her that she's a lot more French than she realised. As in, he's kind of hopeless.

Good thing she has the stamina to keep up, the endurance and strength to counter his, and that she's the type who would want to really please her partner if in such a situation. If she's going to sleep with anyone, she's going to go all out.

Still...it's America. And while he looks amazing on the floor like that (ah), it wasn't exactly the most HELLA BOSS night. She's still huddling in his blanket as well, since she doesn't remember where she tossed her clothes.]

Y...you were heavy. [Okay that's half an excuse, but seriously now. He's kind of an oversized whale as compared to her, she looks delicate. Even if she's not.]

_{[ She does look delicate, and all old lady jokes aside, he knows that she can pack a punch when she means to. God, why did he do this again? Neither of them were drunk; they were just having a fun night together. It wasn't even exactly a date because what even is that by America's standards.

Though, he gets defensive of her words far too easily, red stretches across his face. ]}

H-Heavy..!? You didn't mention anything like that last night!
_{[ Despite his obnoxious confidence, he's really self conscious of the matter far too much. He even ducks further down behind the mattress to conceal himself, peering angrily at her as he barks from the other side of the bed. His bed too. They're in his room! How did they make it to one of his personal villas here on the west coast!? ]}

Y-Yeah, well! You're heavier than you look too!

[Exactly, one thing lead to another and then they found each other making out. Except, half the time while they were in bed, she was sure she was making out with him just to shut him up.

Either way, she realised she mentioned something that was a rather sensitive matter. That being said, it was too late to apologise since he had to go make an immature remark about it, didn't he?!

She can't even say that America, red faced and being self conscious, was rather cute. Because she grabs his cowlick pretty much yanks it so he's closer to her, while gathering the covers to shuffle over.]

Y-you know that is not true! [HUFFS!] And I didn't say anything because it's not like I couldn't handle it.

Ow, ow, ow! Dude lady! Lighten up, will ya?
_{[ He's properly pulled closer to her but resists by pushing back slightly on the mattress. ]}

Hey! I know I rocked your world last night _{[ HARDLY ]} but you don't gotta be aggressive if you want more! I thought you'd, uh, I dunno, like sleep for FIVE-EVER after all of the stuff we did last night! Isn't that how it goes with old fogies?

_{[ oh god ]}

Lighten up?!

[It's close enough for her to jab her finger right into his cheek, so JABS HIM IN THE CHEEK.

Also, he just said a whole bunch of things that's ticking her off.]

I'm an early riser! Also, are you calling me old?! You're not that young, you know! [Okay now that she's let go of his hair, she's practically batting at him with her hands like...well, like her age.] So clearly you didn't nearly do enough to knock me out completely!

[you better run before she wakes up.]

_{[ The greatest thing about being on the Eluvio (oh yeah i'm ignoring all my saltiness and we're playing here) was the fact he had been exposed to so many new things and new people. Allura was one of the many girls that had caught Karamatsu's attention, and after a couple of drinks with her he hadn't expected this to end up the way it did. Good news for him, he finally lost his v-card! Bad news for him, he can't really remember anything. The worst.

As odd as it sounds coming from a full grown man in his 20's, Karamatsu was accustomed to sharing his bed with somebody. The sextuplets, all six of them, shared a huge futon back home. Naturally, he's just going to treat Allura like he would one of his brothers and assume that one of them is hogging all of the blankets (cause let's face it, she is) and tug them completely over his naked body.

The feeling of alcohol pumps in his head, a headache coming on strong as he fights the urge to throw up again (he threw up a good amount of the time last night after their sex but thankfully he always made it to a toilet or trash can in time.)

With a grumble and not quite fully conscious, he mutters: ]}

Oi, don't take all the covers, Ichimatsu.
_{[ what a mistake. ]}

[Allura, as an only child and a royal one at that, has never had the experience of sharing her bed with another person. So in that regard, it's easy to assume that she also had her v-card punched last night, lost to a foggy memory of alcohol and maybe a bit of sex pollen in the surrounding area. She remembers bits and pieces of it, but for now it's attributed to a night of heavy drinking and alcohol-induced sex dreams so to speak.

And she was, in fact, dead asleep, hogging the covers as she's used to doing in her own bed, until suddenly the covers are wrenched from her from an unknown source and her eyes snap open in response. She's dizzy, but being Altean and a very magical Altean at that, she doesn't feel as ill as one would, so the world pieces itself together quite quickly as she takes note that the room is unfamiliar, that she's quite naked, and that she's quite cold because her bed covers are completely removed from her person.

Also she aches in a weird way that she's not quite felt before, though before she can even understand why she hears a voice from behind her and she sits up, panic setting in.

Oh.

Oh!!! Quiznak. No that....no it still certainly was a dream it had to have been...

Regardless, she's incredibly bare and that's inappropriate so she wrenches the covers back from Karamatsu with all her strength (which is. A Lot.) to bring up and cover herself.]

Get. Out.

_{[ Shitty virgin NEET and all, it's going to take a lot to get Karamatsu out despite how cowardly he also is. He's also pretty hung over so he's more out of sorts than Allura is.
The prospect of being stark naked doesn't really bother him; it's sadly a reoccurring thing for him but he does get cold easily so that is exactly why blankets are stolen.

Her words are firm enough to stir Karamatsu enough to sit up slowly, holding his head in slight agony. The voice is familiar, but the situation is not, so he just acts casual until it'll sink in. ]}

A-ah, my sweet flower, it is.. so early! What could you possibly desire?
_{[ he's not a magical Altean so it's gonna take a moment for him to comprehend what has happened. ]}

Edited 2018-07-25 04:22 (UTC)

[someone’s feeling pretty satisfied this morning. he’s still fast asleep, snoring softly, drooling. maybe Gintoki can sneak out of bed and get lost before Osomatsu wakes up]

_{[ Gintoki likes sex. He really likes sex. He's known around Edo for being a pervert but he's also known for being a drunkard. A pervert and a drunkard put together? You know, not all heroes can be perfect— Gintoki was far from it but like some heroes, he was genuine with who he was.
One golden rule, though, is he didn't sleep with friends. Well, he tried not to sleep with friends. Sometimes it was tempting to sleep with his friends but it was even more tempting to close himself off from people and not do the thing where he sleeps with friends. Conceal don't feel, etc.

Which is why he can't understand why he is spooning somebody who is a lot smaller in stature right now.

It wasn't just a hooker or somebody he had paid for sex because he would have bought him somebody from Yoshiwara or something like that (pretending he could actually afford somebody from there.) He's puzzled, hands sliding up and down this persons body as he comes to consciousness, trying to imagine who this could possibly be.

Alcohol still lingers on his breath and for the time being it's making his brain lag slightly and not totally freak out.. just yet. ]}

Hey, who the hell is this? What is this, oi?
_{[ A much calmer reaction, but the worst is yet to come. ]}

Edited 2018-07-24 15:13 (UTC)

[geez, Gin, can't you see Osomatsu is trying to sleep peacefully? his brows furrow as he starts to wake up, warm hands running over his body. nice. he likes that a lot.

of course, what comes next are the questions. that's not as nice. he stretches his neck, still keeping his eyes closed. how annoying that whoever he's with is asking him who he is. did he mistake Osomatsu for one of his brothers? he huffs]

It's Osomatsu. [an automatic response, kind of flippant, as though he were telling Iyami, or some stranger that got them mixed up]

Osomatsuuuuu. Huuuh.

_{[ Gintoki drawls out lazily. He's handsy with him again, feeling him up and down his chest and then over his shoulders and arms. His hands even find Osomatsu's own. He seethes through his teeth slightly. ]}

Aaaa, yeah. Gotta be it. Nobody is this soft from being such a slack off.
_{[ the pot calling the kettle black?? He means Osomatsu has soft skin and the fact he isn't very built like he is. ]}

The Osomatsu, yeah?

[yes, keep touching him! though Osomatsu would prefer if Gin didn't insult him while he touched him. but, whatever. it's Gintoki. Osomatsu kind of knows how he talks, acts, by now. he's only a little offended]

That's right. [he drawls back, rolling his shoulders proudly] Lucky you, huh? You're sleeping with a star. [he's joking. probably. but he does suppose they are both stars, in some way]

Not really. Wake me up when I've found out that I've been sleeping with Orihime or someone like that. That's a star.

_{[ He sounds slightly irritated as he draws his hands back. He prompts his hand up on his chin, glowering down at Osomatsu. He's still a little bit too hung over to react in alarm. ]}

Please God, tell me how drunk I was to let this happen. I can forgive myself once, only once!

[uh, dude, Orihime's a teenager! sure, she's got rocking tits, but they're both way too old for her... well, Gintoki is, anyway.

Osomatsu pouts when Gintoki pulls away, then rolls around to face him. by the time he's looking at him, Osomatsu is all grins again]

You were pretty hammered, yeah. [and lonely] But when someone comes on to me, I don't question it.

_{[ HEY NOW he's not old, calm down..
A horrified look crosses his face as Osomatsu reveals some spicy details from last night— color absolutely floods over his face. ]}

W..What.. what..? I came onto you? Oi! IT WASN'T THE OTHER WAY AROOOOOOOUND?

[Osomatsu's calm! he's not the one lusting after a fictional teenager okay]

Mmm, I don't think so. [Osomatsu rubs his cheek, looking pleased with himself] You were on the prowl, like a tiger... a tiger that struck out multiple times.

_{[ !!!!
PUNTS OSOMATSU OUT OF BED, OMFG... ]}

Don't talk about Gin-san like that!
Why did you just, you know, go with it!?

[oof! there he goes, falling out of bed, completely naked. he lands on his face and wiggles his hips as he tries to push himself up]

Oi!

[what a temper Gintoki has]

I mean, why wouldn’t I go with it? I want sex, dude!

I want sex too, dude, but you usually don't do this with you friends.. pal!
_{[ FRIENDSHIP.. ]}

Think about it! It could have been my first!
_{[ we all know that it isn't Gintoki's first.. ]}

[there’s a lot to unpack here. but what Osomatsu focuses on is]

...Does that mean you consider me your friend? [PURE]

Yeah, of course! Why the hell wouldn't I?
_{[ when he gets irritated, he gets honest... dangerous.. ]}

[oh. Osomatsu looks like he might cry. but only for a moment. he doesn't have many real friends, aside from his brothers. and sometimes Totoko-chan and Chibita or Iyami. sometimes]

Then what about the whole friends with benefits thing. That's a real thing! ...Right?

_{[ rubs the back of his neck.. phew boy, this is turning into something else.. ]}

Yeah, well, they are. I can't blame you. Everyone wants a piece of Gin-san. Stuff like that though.. it's a pain in the ass, you know? One day you're being banging bros and then the next day feelings start to happen and it just gets messy.

Let's just pretend it didn't happen.

Edited 2018-08-04 03:35 (UTC)

[pretend it didn't happen? Osomatsu feels a bit insulted! his feelings for Gintoki aren't complicated. at least, he doesn't think so. he really likes and admires him! but if Gin wants to forget about something like this, then...]

...I get it. Feelings are messy. But pretending this didn't happen is also gonna be messy.

Yeah? What do you want next? A date?

...I mean, spending some time together sounds pretty fun, right? We could go to a pachinko parlor.

_{[ is he seriously asking him out right now.. ]}
You paying?

Edited (why did i do that) 2018-08-11 03:39 (UTC)

[ew. Osomatsu crinkles his nose. what a turn-off]

No.

[well, he's on the floor anyway. might as well look for his clothes, since Gintoki seems so keen on not following through]

_{[ this is the man you Love. ]}

Well, I ain't paying for you either, so that settles that. It'll get us nowhere!
_{[ why does he assume Osomatsu was wanting him to pay... ]}

[love is such a strong word.......]

You're stingy. You should be taking responsibility, you know.

Me? Taking responsibility? Oi, do you even know who you're talking to?
_{[ a beat. ]}

We're both irresponsible shits! You had it coming!

["you had it coming." wow.

Osomatsu sucks in a breath and turns away to begin dressing, not that he cares if Gintoki sees him or not. he's just mad. he was half-joking, really.

he guesses Gintoki was right about sex being a hassle. Osomatsu wanted to believe sex was awesome in any shape or form, but he's learning something the hard way. so, what now? are they even going to be friends? Osomatsu wonders if he'll even want to speak with Gintoki again. geez!]

_{[ God, sometimes he regrets being able to read people so easily. He can tell the way Osomatsu turns away and falls quiet he's definitely pushed things too far. Sometimes, Gin is just too brash of a person he knows that.

He runs his hand down one side of his face, remaining in the Western style bed and keeping himself covered. This whole scenario is so awkward. ]}

Look, _{[ his voice is quieter but still firm ]} this whole thing is really uncomfortable for me. I'm not used to feeling, I don't know, wanted in this kind of way. You wanna go on a date? Yeah, I don't really get that. You wanna have sex again? I don't really get that either. It doesn't excuse my behavior, I guess. It's just a weird feeling for me to have and be in and it's kind of _{[ mutter.. ]} scary.

Aaa. I'm sorry for drinking too much.
_{[ He's not admitting it's all his fault, but at least he's apologizing for something. ]}

[Osomatsu pulls on his raglan hoodie and looks over his shoulder at Gintoki. he deadpans for a moment, before his expression evens out.

Gintoki's not used to being wanted? really? he may be lame as far as personalities go but he's also... a hero. he's funny, too, which is what Osomatsu likes best about him. Gintoki is almost everything Osomatsu wants to be. tall, muscular, humorous, and...

well, whatever. he finally sighs and turns around to face him]

Didn't mean to scare you. [he looks away, pouting] I'm sorry for... comin' on too strongly, I guess. [he has the tendency to be affectionate, and to want to touch. even though he's Japanese, he's not reserved at all! if Osomatsu likes you, he's going to be open about it. that's his problem]

[ Maybe it was a mistake but guess who doesn't care and is drooling happily all over Bro's shirt, snoring like a plane engine?

This guy. ]

_{[ By shirt, you mean he's nestled between two killer bare pecs? Cause that's totally what is happening right now. He didn't get a wink of sleep with such a noisy and energetic partner, but he supposes he can't complain. Neither of them could really stop until Jyushimatsu's energy finally plummeted. He's silently relieved cause despite being a party animal, Bro does enjoy his sleep. Too bad he hardly got any.

Casual whispers from a demonic force of MURDER and KILL ring merrily in his ears as his muppet looking friend.. one night stand... whatever he is.. snoozes the morning away.

It's enough for Bro to "accidentally" shove Jyushimatsu off of him at an unexpected force, throwing the considerably smaller man on the floor on the bed next to him. Bro can only hope this will entice Jyushimatsu for a strife cause that's the best thing in the morning after sex. ]}

[ Being used to years and years spent sleeping in the same futon with five other testosterone-filled brothers and jostling them around, Jyushimatsu just gets out a grumbling "Boeh" before he falls off the bed.

When he emerges, his hair is tussled and there's a bump on his head, but his face looks bright as a day and his expression doesn't give hints of irritation. He just smiles at Bro and bounces on his feet. ]

Good morning Bro!

[ He looks down at himself and exclaims, just as happily: ]

Uwah! I'm naked!

[tbh he's probably pretty okay with this

write me sometHING GAY, FIDGEY]

_{[ god i had so much inspiration for this last night then i got too tired so let's see...

Tenka may be pretty okay with this, but Katsura is definitely 110% okay with this. After a busy night at the okama bar (i guess we're going with co-workers??) he was pretty relieved to have some Tenka time to himself when things died down and they helped themselves to a couple of drinks. Several intoxicated Uno games later, things got heated and couldn't really stop. Thankfully, this wasn't the first time it had happened— they both have had sex before but only under the influence like this.

Clearly, they both had some kind of feelings for each other. Maybe they have talked about it but maybe not.

Anyway, Katsura mutters, half-conscious: ]}

Aaa.. Elizabeth... you should watch your alcohol intake next time.
_{[ ok but why Elizabeth.. where was Elizabeth, even..? ]}

[ . . . ]

Why is he talking about Elizabeth.

[Tenka asks the still morning air, looking for answers.

.... upon finding none though he's just going to shake his head and sigh as he moves to rest on his side, laughing to himself even as he helps himself to burying his face back into Katsura's shoulder because the skin is there for him so why not? It's warmer that way then thinking of getting up to pursue breakfast or anything.

. . . but.]

Kotaroouuuu. [first name basis hell yeah] Wake upppp.

_{[ When is he not talking about Elizabeth? Elizabeth is his pride and joy, his very meaning of life. You have a lot of competition to deal with, Tenka! Better make sure you treat him just right—
—which was surprisingly well last night from what Zura could remember.

The bare skin is there and it's the best place for Tenka to burrow into and the warmth is welcoming, Zura even hums in delight. ]}

Aaaa, what an irritating rooster. Even when it crows it sounds like it is calling my name.
_{[ ???? was this an insult?? ]}

( hey. u wanna do a thing. )

【OPEN】☆ MORNING AFTER MEME

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the absolute trash

messiah trash

this is already just so awful so i'm not sure what you were hoping for

i'm losing my mind

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in which allura accidentally becomes a karamatsu girl and Regrets It

all the regret... pours one out

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silver balls

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the muppetfucker

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WIIIIIIG

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months later i pine for these nerds again

slowly climbs in through your window.