[ She does look delicate, and all old lady jokes aside, he knows that she can pack a punch when she means to. God, why did he do this again? Neither of them were drunk; they were just having a fun night together. It wasn't even exactly a date because what even is that by America's standards.
Though, he gets defensive of her words far too easily, red stretches across his face. ]
H-Heavy..!? You didn't mention anything like that last night! [ Despite his obnoxious confidence, he's really self conscious of the matter far too much. He even ducks further down behind the mattress to conceal himself, peering angrily at her as he barks from the other side of the bed. His bed too. They're in his room! How did they make it to one of his personal villas here on the west coast!? ]
this is already just so awful so i'm not sure what you were hoping for
Though, he gets defensive of her words far too easily, red stretches across his face. ]
H-Heavy..!? You didn't mention anything like that last night!
[ Despite his obnoxious confidence, he's really self conscious of the matter far too much. He even ducks further down behind the mattress to conceal himself, peering angrily at her as he barks from the other side of the bed. His bed too. They're in his room! How did they make it to one of his personal villas here on the west coast!? ]
Y-Yeah, well! You're heavier than you look too!