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❝it's not zura.❞ | 桂 小太郎 ([personal profile] bakudanma) wrote in [community profile] bonercity2015-11-01 06:45 pm

【CLOSED/NSFW】☆ two idiots, one ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 
▶ CATCH-ALL SAKAZURA SINS WITH [personal profile] kaihentai 
or something ...
kaihentai: by the lovely <lj user="nagito"> (Super Highschool Level Loud Person)

right in this au he never dated celty

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-05-08 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
[Sakamoto is distracted by the way Zura's girly fingers toy with his tired hands, as it's been a while since he's been touched like this.

That and he feels even more strange when Zura makes that bold statement, as never once before have the Joui bothered with his history. As a merchant, it was his job to sell the soldiers and their cause to potential benefactors, so he researched the lives of the best merchandise.

He's happy, sure enough, that someone has at least shown an ounce of interest in what lies beneath the surface, but-
]

Fat chance!

I'm hellbent on winnin' this game.

[Mostly because he likes learning about you, Zura.

(that and u r a lil transparent honey)
]

Hey, let's make things interesting. Wanna bet?
Edited 2016-05-08 04:28 (UTC)
kaihentai: by razberridust @ LJ (@#$%?!)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-05-09 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Sakamoto plops down onto the couch, wincing as he eyes the pillow in Zura's hand. The guy's got a strong arm! Terrifying. It's terrifying!]

W-wait? Why are you so mad?!

You've never asked me anything! About that kind of stuff...

Ahhhhh! But I guess it might've seemed like I didn't want to talk about it, or somethin' like that. That's just 'cause! Who I've been 'n who I am... Ahaha~!

[He tilts his head to the side.]

They're one and the same.

[As vague as he gets about this kind of thing, he's given time to think for a second. A person's curiosity about one's past is reflects an extended sense of interest, a desire for closeness.

Zura is a close friend, right? Perhaps sharing a detail or two won't hurt.
]
kaihentai: by skycatcher @ LJ (looks like team rocket's blasting off ag)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-05-10 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
Geh!

[Instead of actually taking the pillow into his own hands and saving himself from suffocation, Sakamoto flails miserably, like some sort of imbecile.

He hasn't the faintest clue what's going on inside Zura's head, although he'd be flattered to know that his friend finds the look on his face cute.
]

Z-z-zura! My b*lls are already lopsided!

I don't want my face to match!
kaihentai: by <lj user="salamandroid"> (Have we forgotten something important?)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-05-10 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Then how do you know, Zura? If they're even lopsided at all! Maybe there's something else hiding under all that hair. Like a tiny colony of small rodents, or a nuclear missile.]

Hey, what's that supposed to mean? No! No it doesn't!

I shaved this morning! There's no way.

[He knows his balls are hairy.

Cut him some slack.
]

My head may be wooly, but the head of the wooliest mammoth...

[DON't FOLD UR ARMS THERE IS NOTHING PROFOUND ABOUT WHAT UR ABOOT 2 SAY]

Is definitely in my pants.
kaihentai: by skycatcher @ LJ (Come again?)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-05-13 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
But you're thinking about it.

[And now, it's Sakamoto's turn to be disgusted.]

How hairy my b*lls are.
kaihentai: by <lj user="takesushi"> (sassy [johnny bravo voice])

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-05-16 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[And, as much as that hurt...]

Ah, y'know, Zura...

My stomach's pretty hairy, too. ♥

[There's no sign that he's giving up just yet.]

Wanna take a peek?

[He should be about ready to be assaulted at this point, but instead he dares to do something bold. He catches hold of the hand on his shoulder, holding the fingers as though they belong to a beautiful woman.

Maybe this kind of distraction is what Zura needs- In being so focused, he often loses sight of things that really matter (like his own mental health).
]
kaihentai: (intrigue)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-05-16 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[He smiles as though he's won something.]

Whoa, Zura~! You're so red.

[As the other hasn't let go of his hand yet, Sakamoto pulls him in.]

Why? You got a crush on me?
kaihentai: by the lovely <lj user="nagito"> (The feeling of relief after you pee)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-05-17 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Sakamoto watches as the steam practically pours out of Katsura's ears.

He has to remind himself that this is all in jest.

The other Joui have never looked at him in quite the same way, after all, they've never donned the rose-colored lenses he sees the world through every day. Each member holds a special place in his heart, and while at first Gintoki had wormed his way into the biggest, Sakamoto's time with Katsura is leveling out the playing field there, too.

What he hopes is that he doesn't have to watch a beautiful man become ugly at heart.
]

Maybe you're the one who's misunderstandin'~!

[He teases.]

Maybe I'm the one who's got the crush.
Edited 2016-05-17 05:44 (UTC)
kaihentai: by the lovely <lj user="nagito"> (Determination is the fuel of invention.)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-05-19 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Sakamoto catches Zura's wrist before he can move too far, and fingers rub him up and down, lingering where the merchant can feel a pulse. Strange, how a man can do something so inconsequential and make it feel as though he's touching something far more intimate, but that may be one of the many devices he uses to lure women into bed with him.

He knows they've both suffered losses, seen friends come and go, but he understands that Zura is hurting deepest, because two of the men he's lost have meant more to him than just that.

Sakamoto knows the way Zura's eyes get when he's in love, despite the other man's attempt to hide it.
]

Yeah? What about me?

[He can't say what he really wants, he can't yell and scream and get Katsura to stop before he burns out and hurts himself in ways that will never truly heal, so he can offer this.

Something that he knows the other hungers for, an insatiable need.
]

There's plenty of important things...

[He tugs at Zura's hand, just enough so he can expose the palm for what was meant to be a brief kiss, but turns into something different.

Sakamoto begins to run his tongue along one line atop the skin, grinning all the while.
]

You could be doin' with me.