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❝it's not zura.❞ | 桂 小太郎 ([personal profile] bakudanma) wrote in [community profile] bonercity2015-11-01 06:45 pm

【CLOSED/NSFW】☆ two idiots, one ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 
▶ CATCH-ALL SAKAZURA SINS WITH [personal profile] kaihentai 
or something ...
kaihentai: by the diamond princess <lj user="mucchi"> (Wait where's my 540 yen?)

1/?

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-04-16 04:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[All things considered, Sakamoto should have had a restful night. Maybe it was the strange alien dessert he had opted for before their business meeting, or that peculiar fruity liqueur he had a sip of upon landing, but it's clear from the sweat on his brow and the slight twitch of his upper lip that something is most definitely amiss.

The scenario that's playing out in his mind isn't all too far from things that have happened in his daily life. It starts out innocuously, a routine check-up as scheduled with his urologist, complete with the uncomfortable poking and prodding that typically occurs as a result of this kind of medical examination.

Seemingly out of nowhere, cold hands grab his ****s and an elderly voice utters, "It's coming off."

Whatever friction Zura was causing is enough to stir him from sleep, and he awakens in a cold sweat.
]

It's coming off.
Edited 2016-04-16 16:20 (UTC)
kaihentai: (screms)

2/?

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-04-16 04:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[He then inhales sharply, and lets out the loudest cry of distress he can possibly muster.]

IT'S COMING OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFF-!!!!!!
kaihentai: by the lovely <lj user="nagito"> (This is a rock.)

3/?

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-04-16 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[Still stuck in his crazed, preposterous reverie, Sakamoto grabs Zura by the shoulders and sputters.]

D-d-doctor...!!! If you're thinking of takin' away something so important, you better be givin' me somethin' in return.

Ahhhh, have you ever considered anything like, mmmm, a transplant, maybe? Perhaps of one in a bigger si-
kaihentai: by razberridust @ LJ (@#$%?!)

4/4

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-04-16 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[As soon as he opens his eyes, his grip on the other's shoulders tighten reflexively.]

Oh.

Zura? What're you doin' here?
kaihentai: <lj user="takesushi"> (ORYOU-CHAN LOVES ME I SWEAR)

1/2

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-04-18 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's still sweating heavily, wearing that pathetic expression he often does when puking miserably into a bag-]
kaihentai: <lj user="takesushi"> (I'm okay because I'm smiling!)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-04-18 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sakamoto's sweaty palms move upwards to grasp the hand on his forehead instinctively. Holding hands is like kissing, almost, but only when the hand you are holding is special enough.]

What?

[Said in disbelief, almost.]

Were you tryin' ta wake me up?

[He turns red, too, when he realizes what Zura means.

(not that the other hasn't been the star of this merchant's unseemly fantasies for a while now)
]
kaihentai: by caps @ plurk (apprehensive)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-04-19 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
[He back arches without him willing it to. Sakamoto winces as he utters a pathetic sound, something supposedly unbecoming for a man, though from the look on his face it doesn't seem as though he can help himself. It's not as if he hasn't been on the receiving end of this kind of pleasure before, as his romps across the universe have brought him in touch with skilled hands and supple bodies, although it's all been rather mindless and very animal.

Thankfully, Zura pauses, and he regains his ability to think.
]

It's okay. It's okay!

Say...

[He must be very careful.

Zura is to be loved and not used for love, he is a man and not a vessel, not a plaything that can be bought with hard-earned money.
]

Can I touch you?
kaihentai: by me (blush)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-04-19 01:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[And so he's thrust back onto the now crinkled, satin sheets, collar still hot and unsure of what to expect. Is it wrong for him to be so happy? From the looks of things, it sounds as though Zura is planning to spoil him, to start his morning off with a bang! This is all so exciting, as he's never been the object of anyone's affections before, so naturally he's curious as to what the other has in mind.

He shifts around quietly, averting his gaze before making bashful eye contact. Gah! He can feel the warmth spread from the center of his face to his ears, and is almost embarrassed by how bad it's getting.
]
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[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-04-19 01:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[On the contrary, all of Sakamoto's gasping and sighing should tip Zura off, as he lives for this rather unkind sort of attention. Giggling, almost, he quips back-]

Didn't I tell ya, Zura?

I like it rough. ♥

[Sakamoto doesn't dread the question, but perhaps he should.]

Ahhhh~? What is it? Are you gonna ask me to shave? Down there! I thought you liked yer fellas a little...

[And he laughs that Sakamoto laugh, again.]

Masculine.
kaihentai: by <lj user="takesushi"> (>w<)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-04-19 02:11 pm (UTC)(link)
What a silly question! You're silly, Zura. Ahahaha~!

[Sakamoto, on the other hand, doesn't seem at all insulted. His shoulders shake as he laughs it off, smiling the entire time. To be completely honest, if he had known that Zura was even willing to use his mouth at all, he would've definitely made sure his nether regions looked at least a little more welcoming.

He may have been forbidden from touching, but that does not stop him from fondly brushing a few strands of hair from the other's face, beaming as the long-haired man frets about the consequences of what he may be about to do.
]

No, you won't. It happens. It happens, sometimes!

[And then, with an added hint of sincerity:]

If you don't wanna do it, then don't! I'm not gonna be mad at you. I don't want to force ya inta anything.
kaihentai: by <lj user="oopsipuked"> (*headbonk*)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-04-19 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sakamoto is definitely distracted by that very pleasant view, and the feeling of Zura's hands tending to him so carefully. As much as he may want this, it's more important to him that his partner is comfortable.]

Hey, hey! Seriously...

I don't wanna torture you.

[Last night was fine, fun even! Sakamoto enjoys giving pleasure even if he has to get a little down and dirty to do it.]

I care about you, y'know? A-and, that means! That means I want you to be happy too.
kaihentai: (boi u thirsty)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-04-20 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Comfortable, comfortable, comfortable.

He should be comfortable, but somehow he feels as though he isn't doing enough, though he already has. Sakamoto is never quite satisfied with anything he ever does, because there is always more to be done- Limits are for amateurs. The sky's the limit? The sky is limitless.

He should know, he travels through it.
]

I wanna do somethin'.

[Uttered calmly, but firmly.

He almost hesitates to let himself go when he feels the other's lips around the most useless bone in his body, but it's probably best if he makes a sound that's worth the other's while, right?
]

I don't know how I feel... About just. Sittin' around.

[Does Zura love him? It feels like it.

This feels like love.
]
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[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-04-20 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Those words do have a peculiar effect on him, as does the thought of "just" belonging to someone else.

This is better than before.

He's always been so happy that they included him, before, careful not to wish for anything more than he's received.

But he finds himself feeling greedy lately. This is something that he hates, because he has never been the jealous type. Has Zura ever once looked at him the way he looked at Gintoki? Sakamoto can't remember that far back.

How pathetic, to envy a dead man.
]
kaihentai: by <lj user="takesushi"> (I will pay the price)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-04-20 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Shame is something he hardly ever experiences, though he feels it right about now.

There's something overwhelmingly intimate about feeling someone's words and hearing them too, it's all too distracting...

His eyes shut tight, as if somehow closing them will make it easier to come to terms with the fact that he's melting further and further into the sheets, and that he can imagine that the loud cry that just left him came from another person's body.
]

Okay.

[He should enjoy this, he is enjoying this.

But there's something else on his mind too. Guilt?

Envy, still? He's not sure.
]

I will.

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