[ He folds his arms once more and looks back at the client, clearing his throat. ]
I'm sorry. I don't think this item will fit in any bed. Or any ***hole, as he said, for that matter.
It will be difficult for us to sell unless we find people who collect these, which may not be as hard as it sounds, but I will leave the decision up to my captain.
[ Listen to that, Sakamoto. You're his captain. ♡ ]
["Oh, no! The people of our planet are fond of this kind of merchandise. I can give you a demonstration, if you'd like-"]
A-a-actually! I'm not that flexible! Not at all, not even a little bit!
["Silly man. ♥ I meant on me."]
That won't be necessary! You-
[He'd protest more, but his breath is caught at an odd moment and the sound dies in his throat. Zura just called him captain! His heart is is bursting with joy.]
[ Katsura doesn't notice how Sakamoto's breath gets caught in his throat because he's ready to step in and interrupt with a proposal like that spoken by the client. ]
—You don't need to give a demonstration. I, too, can give you a demonstration on how to detach your **** with one simple swipe of my katana. I'm sure you wouldn't want that.
[ He sounds firm, but not dramatic— collected but definitely aggressive. ]
[Sakamoto steps a little closer to Zura, first taking hold of the other's arm and pulling it behind his back. As soon as Zura's hand is out of their client's line of vision, Sakamoto intertwines his friend's fingers with his own.]
This stuff sounds great, but! It looks like a hassle to carry around. And the market for this kinda thing is sooo small! Big spenders, but there aren't a lot of 'em.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry~! Do ya have anything else? Maybe...
[ Katsura allows this, swallowing hard for a moment as it distracts him from the other man before them, but he squeezes Sakamoto's hand.
Once, then twice. Then he keeps his hand still within Sakamoto's grasp, idly running the pad of his thumb up the side of Sakamoto's palm. He stammers, a bit nervous now. ]
Y—Yes, something! Something else that will be a crowd-pleaser.. and possibly a smaller size? What about something cute? Do you have cute?
[ Zura blinks when Sakamoto mentions the motor inside. He's not sure what something like that would be used for, but he's willing to trust Tatsuma's judgement. As under appreciated as Sakamoto seems at times, Zura knew that Sakamoto had skill when it came to things like this.
His hand drops from Sakamoto's as he prepares to move, if they need to. Then, he also leans to the side to mutter at Tatsuma. ]
The motor, Sakamoto? [ Don't ask about it right in front of the gay alien, Zura. ]
[They're walking again, with the client ahead of them, so Sakamoto can afford to dip his head and chuckle into Zura's ear. He still hasn't let go of the other's hand, but he does step back slightly.]
Yeah.
[Biting his lip and smirking at the same time, he gives Zura a once-over. Is he undressing him with his eyes? What a dirty bastard.]
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I'm sorry.
I don't think this item will fit in any bed.
Or any ***hole, as he said, for that matter.
It will be difficult for us to sell unless we find people who collect these, which may not be as hard as it sounds, but I will leave the decision up to my captain.
[ Listen to that, Sakamoto. You're his captain. ♡ ]
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A-a-actually! I'm not that flexible! Not at all, not even a little bit!
["Silly man. ♥ I meant on me."]
That won't be necessary! You-
[He'd protest more, but his breath is caught at an odd moment and the sound dies in his throat. Zura just called him captain! His heart is is bursting with joy.]
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—You don't need to give a demonstration. I, too, can give you a demonstration on how to detach your **** with one simple swipe of my katana.
I'm sure you wouldn't want that.
[ He sounds firm, but not dramatic— collected but definitely aggressive. ]
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[Sakamoto steps a little closer to Zura, first taking hold of the other's arm and pulling it behind his back. As soon as Zura's hand is out of their client's line of vision, Sakamoto intertwines his friend's fingers with his own.]
This stuff sounds great, but! It looks like a hassle to carry around. And the market for this kinda thing is sooo small! Big spenders, but there aren't a lot of 'em.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry~! Do ya have anything else? Maybe...
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Once, then twice. Then he keeps his hand still within Sakamoto's grasp, idly running the pad of his thumb up the side of Sakamoto's palm.
He stammers, a bit nervous now. ]
Y—Yes, something! Something else that will be a crowd-pleaser.. and possibly a smaller size?
What about something cute? Do you have cute?
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[Sakamoto shifts so that one of his shoulder's brushes against Zura's. While it's a subtle gesture, this is definitely his way of reciprocating.]
Oh, I think I've got it!
What about the motor? In this thing. Your company manufactures those too, right?
[Looking surprised, the very gay alien stammers in response, "Y-yes! We manufacture those as well."]
Well then! I think I just might be interested, all over again.
Let's have a look!
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His hand drops from Sakamoto's as he prepares to move, if they need to.
Then, he also leans to the side to mutter at Tatsuma. ]
The motor, Sakamoto?
[ Don't ask about it right in front of the gay alien, Zura. ]
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Yeah.
[Biting his lip and smirking at the same time, he gives Zura a once-over. Is he undressing him with his eyes? What a dirty bastard.]
I'll explain later.