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❝it's not zura.❞ | 桂 小太郎 ([personal profile] bakudanma) wrote in [community profile] bonercity2015-11-01 06:45 pm

【CLOSED/NSFW】☆ two idiots, one ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 
▶ CATCH-ALL SAKAZURA SINS WITH [personal profile] kaihentai 
or something ...
kaihentai: by <lj user="freshdebonair"> (Walk up in the club like:)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-03-02 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
I'll have it made!

[He exclaims, clapping Zura on the shoulder, and then leaning in almost uncomfortably close. In a whisper:]

But then you'll hafta promise me somethin'.
kaihentai: by capsu @ plurk (tenderness)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-03-02 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
If you take it off when we're together...

[He's not talking about just any ordinary night. Most days, Sakamoto is too tired to do anything but cuddle, or he's working right up until he can't keep his eyes open anymore.

It's clear that they're together, now; that Zura may need him to provide certain pleasures and Sakamoto is willing to oblige. That being said, he's going to wait until his good friend initiates any of it, especially the first time.
]

I won't be able to keep my hands off of ya. Don't get too embarrassed.
kaihentai: by capsu @plurk (double date)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-03-02 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
I'd tie it up! You don't wanna to get caught in any of the heavy stuff.

[In reality, Sakamoto actually prefers Zura's hair when it's down.

Maybe this is a selfish request disguised as a practical one. If Zura ties his hair when they're at work and lets it loose when they retire to bed, Sakamoto will be the only one to see him that way.
]

Prefer? Are ya askin' what I like better?
kaihentai: by the lovely <lj user="nagito"> (What do you mean I'm a con artist?)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-03-02 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
What I suggested is practical, practical! Don't get me wrong- We want folks on the ship ta look clean. Presentable! In case any of our rich friends decide to just show up right outta the blue!

But vanity 'n all that- That's not what we're about. Tie yer hair up, it'll save ya a lotta trouble.

[And then, with a change of tone that is far gentler:]

You don't gotta dress up a certain way for anybody. The way you do your hair, or wear your clothes...

You'll only look good in what makes you happy. That's what I think.
kaihentai: by chiboula @ LJ (AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-03-02 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
Ahahaha!

[That's the spirit.

Sakamoto leans back onto his elbow, humming low before he starts talking again.
]

But, Zura!

[He lies down and folds his arms behind his head, looking at the ceiling instead of at his friend.]

You like wearin' it down, don'tcha?
kaihentai: by <lj user="takesushi"> (head back)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-03-02 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Sakamoto continues to stay where he is, lazy and sleepy. He puts a hand over his forehead, murmuring:]

The most charmin' thing about ya is your drive.
kaihentai: art by parfaitly @ tumblr ([eva theme plays])

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-03-03 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Zura will find that Sakamoto's body moves with very little resistance, as he's used to having his body tugged and tossed about. What he isn't used to, however, is the way Zura gently pulls him to his feet. It seems that, as long as he can remember, he's been pushed around in ways that have left him with many unpleasant aches.

The way Zura treats him is careful, kinder, and honestly? It's a little strange.

But wonderful, too.
]

I guess you're right!

[His friend's smile is lovely, but a little too weak. As a result, Sakamoto leans to plant a brief kiss on Zura's lips. Closed mouth!!! Not as smelly.]
kaihentai: by skycatcher @ LJ (farting my way thru the galaxy brb)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-03-08 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
Haaaaah, is that really the right way to think?

[Sakamoto's bathroom looks considerably cleaner than it did before, probably because Zura spent time rearranging things. Either way, he doesn't really mind, as he isn't particularly organized.]

Time changes things. Ideas. People!

You can be right about somethin' one minute and wrong the next- It doesn't hafta be a bad thing! It's nice sometimes, bein' wrong.

[Sakamoto looks over his shoulder, as if he's looking towards something, though he only sees the door.]

It means there's more, there's so much more-

[There is a peculiar look of wonder on the merchant's face. Something bright, something innocent.]

And that, the fact that you'll never know it all, that there's always more ta learn... It's amazing! Just amazing.
Edited 2016-03-08 06:20 (UTC)
kaihentai: (now you see me)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-03-08 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Always right, huh?

[Sakamoto has to laugh. He's not bothered by Zura's stubbornness, it's something he's well aware of and grown used to.]

Always right or just afraid-

[He does pick his toothbrush up from wherever he left it the previous night, leaning in to whisper in Zura's ear.]

Afraid of bein' wrong?
kaihentai: icon by capsu @plurk (>///////<)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-03-09 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
[What a clever way to shut him up.

Sakamoto is unused to compliments that aren't backhanded, and while he was constantly flattered with praise when he spent many evenings wandering about in red light districts, none of it meant anything.

He stays still for a brief moment in time, as if to process. The way his mouth moves, it seems as though he almost doesn't believe it.
]
kaihentai: by the lovely <lj user="nagito"> (This is a rock.)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-03-09 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
O-oi, hey!

[He steps back, laughing, caught off guard.

Sakamoto isn't one to let other people tell him what to do- Unless it's Mutsu, she tells him what to do all the time (but he'll have you know, he doesn't like it).
]

My hair's been the same for years. I ain't changin' it. Country is what I am! Even if I haven't been back for a while.

We're professional in our manner, with our service. I wear clean clothes, welcome 'em in with smiles! 'Sides, this is outer space.

What looks polished to one fella looks like shit to someone from another planet- You get it?
kaihentai: by <lj user="freshdebonair"> (FABULOUS)

[personal profile] kaihentai 2016-03-09 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
[PUBIC HAIR IS WHAT COMES TO MIND-]

I was gonna shave!

[But now he feels like he really doesn't want to :/]

But I'm not changin' my hair. I've got this far without lookin' like someone else's blow up doll and I'm gonna keep it that way. It's curly! Super curly! There's nothin' I could do to change it.

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