kaihentai: by <lj user="partaken"> (KINTOKIIIIIIII)
alcohololic ([personal profile] kaihentai) wrote in [community profile] bonercity 2016-03-20 03:02 am (UTC)

[While it may not seem like it, Sakamoto is doing the very same thing, right at this moment.

This particular client is one he works with on and off, and while he likes to remain optimistic, it's entirely possible that every come-on from the strange man is merely a a ruse of some sort, a way of catching Sakamoto off guard and currying his favor.

The three members of the Kaientai follow their alien friend down several corridors, which resemble the rest of the building in design, but are peculiar in one specific regard: they seem almost entirely empty. Finally, they all stop in front of what looks to be something large and cylindrical in shape, covered by a dark blue curtain. With a flourish and a twirl of the hips, their salesman tugs off the cover to reveal...

T-to reveal...

A giant, glowing cock?
]

Ohhhhh!

[Sakamoto really does look amazed, stepping back and nodding in awe. Only-]

So it's a rocketship!

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